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I miss the 2003-2006 totse era so much

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you're world is being triggered by fictional schools and being brainwashed by THE MACHINE

    I will quote this for truth.
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    2025 TOTSE NFTs
    https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x2953399124f0cbb46d2cbacd8a89cf0599974963/92361987246126743518262879048655234079580064387299463756989936895322530775140
  3. I'll have you whippersnappers know that in my day we didn't even have television or the Innernet. We actually had to go to school in blizzards, work all day digging holes and filling them back in, mingle with real human beings up close. Our fun was derived from playing with the little door stopper thingy, jumping into the creek, freezing our tongues to telephone posts, or sticking a fork into an electrical socket to see what would happen.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you whippersnappers know that in my day we didn't even have television or the Innernet. We actually had to go to school in blizzards, work all day digging holes and filling them back in, mingle with real human beings up close. Our fun was derived from playing with the little door stopper thingy, jumping into the creek, freezing our tongues to telephone posts, or sticking a fork into an electrical socket to see what would happen.

    In America we didn't play with telephone poles, forks, electric sockets, our our tongue.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker In America we didn't play with telephone poles, forks, electric sockets, our our tongue.

    You mean to tell me you've never stuck a fork in an electrical socket before??
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You mean to tell me you've never stuck a fork in an electrical socket before??

    I've lit cigarettes with outlets
  7. Originally posted by Bradley I've lit cigarettes with outlets

    Little piece of tin foil.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Little piece of tin foil.

    Graphite
  9. Originally posted by Bradley Graphite

    From a pencil?
  10. Rabbi T. Weed Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Fluttershy And you’re a dual citizen of the US and Isreal

    Do you have a problem with this?
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Yeah I miss lurking on totse too. Making an account was the biggest mistake of my life. The last tsunoobie should have been the one before mine.
  12. I remember that one time when the mirror broke in the river and the demon got out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ From a pencil?

    Ya 3 pieces of graphite are used, u make the 2 go in = then u have the third piece with a toilet paper leash to hold onto it and put it laterally over the 2, the center piece becomes red hot and the paper ignites.

    It's all wicking where I'm from coz the tp is wrapped like a wicked
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow Yeah I miss lurking on totse too. Making an account was the biggest mistake of my life. The last tsunoobie should have been the one before mine.

    Do you remember when you got a highlighter stuck in your ass
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you remember when you got a highlighter stuck in your ass

  16. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you remember when you got a highlighter stuck in your ass

    Don’t make light of that situation!!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Ok that wasn’t as funny as it was in my head
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by They Are Not Alone This was such a great time to be alive and on the internet. There was so much value in totse and similar websites (like erowid) that I failed to appreciate. There were so many more intelligent people talking freely. I deeply regret not taking advantage of the knowledge that was available. I regret not experimenting more. I regret passing over the spiritual and hallucinogenic knowledge that was available on totse and erowid. I regret that a full archive of totse posts isn't available. I regret not going on an ethnogenic spiritual discovery mission in the Western United States. I look back on the 2003-2006 era of the internet as being like a golden age of info and free expression. An era we lost and failed to take advantage of.

    I'm going to perma ban you from this site
  19. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Scron stop showing Mr Beast how to be a anti-semite using TOTSE' Hack

  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Far McFar Scron stop showing Mr Beast how to be a anti-semite using TOTSE' Hack


    Hey wozny. I missed u big bro
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