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Newborn babies are ugly as fuck

  1. #1
    What the media wants you to think a newborn baby looks like:



    What newborn babies actually look like:




    These unrealistic beauty standards need to be undone. The average baby is a hideous grey alien that looks like it got blasted insulation foam.
  2. #2
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    The second one isnt true for all babies. My niece barely had any of that nasty gunk. Doctors usually clean the baby a bit right before giving to the mother
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Also the second one is a home birth, so obviously the baby is covered in disgusting gunk
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Cmon people use your heads!
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Op came out of his dad
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by Crispy The second one isnt true for all babies. My niece barely had any of that nasty gunk. Doctors usually clean the baby a bit right before giving to the mother

    Cope your niece was the dirtiest
  7. #7
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by They Are Not Alone Cope your niece was the dirtiest
    My niece is aryan, my niece was born with some gunk but not like the pic you posted. She was born in a hospital like a normal baby, not some cheap ass tub where she could die
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Crispy My niece is aryan, my niece was born with some gunk but not like the pic you posted. She was born in a hospital like a normal baby, not some cheap ass tub where she could die

    If she's aryan she's ugly as fuck and looks like a monster. Aryan "women" lose out in the dating game to Asian and Latina women.
  9. #9
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by They Are Not Alone If she's aryan she's ugly as fuck and looks like a monster. Aryan "women" lose out in the dating game to Asian and Latina women.
    Its not our pure faults that everyones nigger lovers now?
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  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    insert seinfeld ugly babby meme
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