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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    broke my money band today so I picked up a couple lobsters so I would have 4 new money bands... OT..cookin a lobster
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT broke my money band today so I picked up a couple lobsters so I would have 4 new money bands… OT..cookin a lobster

    Wanna hang out
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    hell no, I dont intentionally hang out with faggots
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cooking the other lobster, done et the first one
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT hell no, I dont intentionally hang out with faggots

    Sometimes you are just soo defensive
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT cooking the other lobster, done et the first one

    Cooking for your boyfriend?
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah, me
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT R.I.P.

    Rick died?
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    No
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that 2nd lobster was a little messed up, its shell looked like battery acid was poured on it in places, and it didnt seem right when i cracked the claws but being a piggy i ate that fuker anyways and now i feel a little off in the tummy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat Tails, Bubby likes to go out in the rain and tthen come in to get dry with a towel he loves the towel cuz he can attack me through the towel and use all his power, claws and teeth to attack me through the towel, he learned real fast to not use claws on me without the towel, he hunts mice in the back bedroom every night and about 5 am he wakes me up to let him out, right now he is on point in the kitchen hunting a mouse under the stove
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Off to start my day.
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Wakey bakey ♥️
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT Cat Tails, Bubby likes to go out in the rain and tthen come in to get dry with a towel he loves the towel cuz he can attack me through the towel and use all his power, claws and teeth to attack me through the towel, he learned real fast to not use claws on me without the towel, he hunts mice in the back bedroom every night and about 5 am he wakes me up to let him out, right now he is on point in the kitchen hunting a mouse under the stove

    Why do u seem to have a constant animal infestation in one form or another? Aren't you a gay handyman? Fix your house bro.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I bet u your trailer smells like cat piss now
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Bubby has free access to come and go as he pleases, he did puke on my floor one day but i cut back his food intake and he stopped getting sick inside ,, for now.

    I actually live in the woods, in the woods there are wild things and my house looks like a warm place to spend the winter to every critter, I got Red foxes, grey foxes, black bears, skunks, coons, the 4 legged kind,,minks, otters, fisher cats, coyote,mice, rats, red squirrels, porcupines, ground hogs and 1 deer and the only animal that doesnt want to winter in or under my house is the deer
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Originally posted by POLECAT Bubby has free access to come and go as he pleases, he did puke on my floor one day but i cut back his food intake and he stopped getting sick inside ,, for now.

    I actually live in the woods, in the woods there are wild things and my house looks like a warm place to spend the winter to every critter, I got Red foxes, grey foxes, black bears, skunks, coons, the 4 legged kind,,minks, otters, fisher cats, coyote,mice, rats, red squirrels, porcupines, ground hogs and 1 deer and the only animal that doesnt want to winter in or under my house is the deer

    Sounds like heaven.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Can I come stay at your house? Be the new Ricky Dicky?
  19. Originally posted by Bradley Can I come stay at your house? Be the new Ricky Dicky?

    MAN UP! and get your own place rather than keep mooching off others!.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson MAN UP! and get your own place rather than keep mooching off others!.

    I'll cook and clean.
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