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When Alt Noids Are Worth It.

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Imma make this quick.

    If you smoke weed more than a few times a year, you probably notice that there is a difference between legit weed/ concentrates and alt noid weed products. Here I'm going to talk about some alt noid products that are worth using with or replacing your legit weed/ concentrates.

    Originally posted by Kingoftoes 1: 8th of Cresco™ Bitter Orange bud is 55.50$

    2: 1 Gram Cresco™ Circus Ring liquid Live Resin Cartridge is 85$

    3: 1 Gram London Pound Mints Live Budder is 55.50$

    4: 1 Gram High Supply Circus Ring PreRoll is 20$

    5: 20 count 5:1 THC-CBN Camino™ Midnight CBN Blueberry Gummies is 26$

    If you smoke daily it is best to just stick with edibles and maybe concentrates, I'll make a thread about it.



    Edibles: Here it depends on the price. When I used to smoke daily, I eventually switched to edibles because they where cheaper. I would get these packs of twenty 250mg edibles for a total of 5000mg of a mix of THCP, THCO, and D8. Half of one of these edibles would get me higher than giraffe pussy for the entire day. If you can get legit edibles for cheap, or even better if you can make them yourself from homegrown flower, that is the best way to go. IME, legit edibles don't last any longer or come up any harder, but they do have a more well-rounded high.

    Flower: Legit weed always wins this one. Smoking hemp sprayed with alt noids is the furthest thing from smoking weed. It tastes like chemicals, it smells like chemicals, and the high feels like an alt noid high but always a weaker, stifled version of what you would get with other alt noid products.

    Vapes: Legit vapes are better. With a lot of the alt noids, D8 for example, you have to take hit after hit in order to get high. This will fuck up your lungs even more than smoking a joint. Also, not to mention the companies that manufacture these vapes don't have to comply with whatever rules and regulations apply to the legal weed industry.

    Dabs: Again, legit concentrates are better for pretty much the same reasons listed in the vapes section. Most alt noid dabs that you find at smoke shops are just distillate too, which sucks to dab with.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm a noid
  3. #3
    Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm a noid

  4. #4
    Gridlocke Houston
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Noid

    On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was personally directed towards him and was antagonizing him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.

    After ranting to the employees that the then-owner of Domino's, Tom Monaghan, was fraudulent and had stolen his name, he first forced them to call the Domino's headquarters to demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation for him.

    After offering to exchange a hostage for a copy of American postmodern author Robert Anton Wilson's 1985 novel The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when an officer brought him the book.

    Noid then became hungry and forced the captive employees to make him two pizzas; while Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped. Noid surrendered to the police shortly after. Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident, both of them hitting the ceiling.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Gridlocke Houston
    ^Fonaplats future
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Lol I love mental illness
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