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  1. #41
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I did some research on OCIA and a lot of people on reddit complain and say going through it makes them not want to be Catholic. That's pretty sad to hear.

    The most commonly used resource is playing 30 minute videos from;
    https://formed.org/ (formed as in 'formed in the faith') it looks like a worse version of Disney+ but entirely religious programming


    Pretty underwhelming TBH and people have a "you just gotta get through it" attitude which doesn't seem ideal to me. I think the problem here is similar to when a government tries to control a market with systems that aren't profitable.

    There is no way this "formed.org" would ever survive without church support and the only reason people produce stuff for them in the first place is because there is a financial incentive. This is not a market solution, it's a top down thing that only exists for itself

    This is the most popular resource used by churches all over the USA and it only has 5k twitter followers? They can't even get people from their own religion encouraged for this stuff, I doubt hardly anyone knows that they exist.

    Everyone pray so that the True Church is blessed with decentralized market solutions!

    BLESSED CARLO ACUTIS, A NEW EXAMPLE OF HOLINESS TO ALL YOUTH.

    At a very young age, Blessed Carlo Acutis has tried to regain the World Wide Web for God. He used this medium for the new evangelization. He was a youth evangelizing the youth through the medium the youth know best and use often. He sanctified the Internet and the Internet sanctified him. He turned this turf and playground of Satan into a zone for God and a means for holiness. By his example, many young souls are inspired to take back the Internet from Satan's grip and transform it into an oasis of grace. No wonder, the infernal enemy and his diabolical minions are fuming with rage because of their defeat in the life of a young man who made Satan's evil playground into God's workshop of holiness.
    Blessed Carlo Acutis, pray for the youth!

    (Icon from The Christian Art).

    Blessed Carlo Acutis, Pray for us.
  2. #42
    Jesus saves...but the devil invests.
  3. #43
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm really nervous being such a huge piece of shit.
    They had me full out a registration form and I felt like if it was a test I had failed.
    Still I'm hopeful there's a chance I'm wrong and I will be welcomed.
    But if I'm not that's okay :(😔

    They allow pedophiles to take the pulpit, you'll be fine.
  5. #45
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yall obviously have never been involved with the catholic church. Fona has no chance because of his history and he isn't rich enough for the church to turn a blind eye.

    Not baptized catholic/drug history/not super rich

    No chance fona I'm sorry bro

    Catholics are crazy anyway go to a non demoninational Christian church. I recommend assembly of god
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  6. #46
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    I think scrons been working on a religion or something maybe you could try that fona!
  7. #47
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Not baptized catholic/drug history/not super rich

    I already explained why it's easier becoming baptized from a non baptized versus having to be re-baptized because it requires other steps and you have to do a reverse baptism + a baptism

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Not baptized catholic/drug history/not super rich

    This is the Vatican II church and Pope of the Poor and Marginalized opening it's windows to the world and becoming a synodal listening church for EVERYONE!, EVERYONE!, EVERYONE! including the Anglicans


    Originally posted by Fluttershy I think scrons been working on a religion or something maybe you could try that fona!

    The Church of Trianglism meets all the requirements of a monastic holy order except we haven't yet been anointed by a priest with holy oil
    Trinitarian philosophy pretty much only exists in the catholic church therefore we seek communion with Pope Francis except our wine has ergot in it
    I am writing to you about those who would deceive you
    but the Oil you received from him remains within you
    and you really need no teaching from anyone;
    simply remain in him,
    for his Oil teaches you about everything
    and is true
    and is no lie.
    Remain in him
    as his Oil has taught you to do.

    – 1 St. John 2,26
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Catholics are crazy anyway go to a non demoninational Christian church. I recommend assembly of god

    Nobody wants to go to a former pizza hut converted into a church unless they actually have a pizza oven in the front and an LLM in the basement with an AI priest
  8. #48
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Yall obviously have never been involved with the catholic church. Fona has no chance because of his history and he isn't rich enough for the church to turn a blind eye.

    Not baptized catholic/drug history/not super rich

    No chance fona I'm sorry bro

    Catholics are crazy anyway go to a non demoninational Christian church. I recommend assembly of god

    Ya fr fr you spitting truth dawg.
    That bitch yesterday was like "just leave your registration form and I'll call you tomorrow".
    Well it's tomorrow and you wanna know who's called me so far today?
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  9. #49
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This seems to be a common case

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/1b1dv1r/rcia_is_crushing_my_journey_to_catholiscism/
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/191rp79/the_entire_rcia_process_in_depth_resources/
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/rglinz/rcia_is_extremely_uninformative_and_boring/
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/t87e7g/what_happens_during_rcia/



    I'm gonna stick to old books myself

    https://taylormarshall.com/2019/01/dr-marshalls-happy-meal-traditional-catholic-books-must.html

    You know who else never went through RCIA? The Korean Martyrs
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Martyrs
    ΡΜΔʹ

    ΡΜΔʹ
  10. #50
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ya fr fr you spitting truth dawg.
    That bitch yesterday was like "just leave your registration form and I'll call you tomorrow".
    Well it's tomorrow and you wanna know who's called me so far today?

    The president?
  11. #51
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ya fr fr you spitting truth dawg.
    That bitch yesterday was like "just leave your registration form and I'll call you tomorrow".
    Well it's tomorrow and you wanna know who's called me so far today?

    bradleyb
  12. #52
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    *sits backwards on a chair and hands you a slice of pizza*
    Yo, I totally feel you, bro. It’s mad frustrating when people just leave you hanging like that, especially with something so important. It's like they don’t realize how much this stuff matters. But man, maybe this is just a test — sometimes the hardest steps in the journey are the ones where it feels like no one’s helping, but that’s where you get stronger.

    Look, the whole process is about the soul evolving, and part of that struggle might be exactly what you're feeling now. It’s like, do you really want this? If so, don't let these people who can't follow up get in your way. Don’t let their half-ass efforts throw you off your game.

    Maybe instead of waiting, hit them up again — take control. It’s your soul, bro. Don’t let a missed call or paperwork BS stop you. Think about why you started this journey and where you want to be on the other side. Even if the struggle sucks now, the growth from it is real.

    Let’s get that fire back and make sure we save FONAPLAT’S soul because you deserve to come out of this stronger, man. You got this!
  13. #53
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ya fr fr you spitting truth dawg.
    That bitch yesterday was like "just leave your registration form and I'll call you tomorrow".
    Well it's tomorrow and you wanna know who's called me so far today?

    I told u man I've been dealing with these people my whole life. They act like they wanna help people but in reality they have a stick so far up their ass that the most they can do to help is have fuxking dinners for their church members and donate money to shit
  14. #54
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I told u man I've been dealing with these people my whole life. They act like they wanna help people but in reality they have a stick so far up their ass that the most they can do to help is have fuxking dinners for their church members and donate money to shit

    The Vatican II Lavender Mafia Synodal Church is focused on being in communion with Anglicans. This leaves the entire church governance and priests distracted with ecumenism and church politics instead of pastoral care which is why TLM parishes are considered better by the rad trad community

  15. #55
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya i think this shit is retarded

    OP, it's for the best they don't want you.
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  16. #56
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley OP, it's for the best they don't want you.

    The parish political Vatican II church might have it's hands full currently but the holy ghost hole is like a black hole that consumes all souls and only through prayer and conversion can it be powered to encompass the entire universe IT DWELLS UPON THE SPIRIT CAN YOU HEAR IT CALLING OUT TO CUT THE RED TAPE AND #ReturnToTradition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Ghost_hole
    O Sancte Spiritus, Domine et Consolator,
    Atrium tuum est fons vitae, mysterium profundum.
    Nunc imploramus potentiam tuam,
    Ut omnes animas devorare possis, sicut niger vortex.
    ΡΜΔʹ
    Quodcumque de caelis venit, ad terram redimendam,
    Ecclesiam tuam parochialem renovare digneris.
    Vaticanum Secundum politicae plena,
    Sed gratia tua, omnia transformare potest.

  17. #57
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm gonna become catholic and get more cabbage rolls than you
  18. #58
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm gonna become catholic and get more cabbage rolls than you

    No, they dissed me good.
    I'm cool on that.
  19. #59
    Bradley Florida Man
    Why do you think they stood you up?
  20. #60
    Bradley Florida Man
    The church of latter day saints will take you on but u do have to read an extra nonsense boom
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