BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.

1. 2024-10-05 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fluttershy If you must know, no I don't really believe a random stranger I met on the internet has dimentia.
   I don't really care to be honest.
   Learn to take a joke and stop taking everything so literal grandpa, you'll be a lot less miserable and maybe even hear from your kids once a year

   
   I see the fucker ever day.
2. 2024-10-05 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Dementia it is?

3. 2024-10-05 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fluttershy

   
   Liar
4. 2024-10-08 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #44
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It might be omelette time for dinner...I think the eggs in the fridge are once again approaching their abort the abortions date again.
5. 2024-10-08 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   
6. 2024-10-09 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #46
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Oh shit I forgot about this and had soup instead.
   
   I guess I'll try again tonight and do the "float" test on them first.
7. 2024-10-09 at 12:19 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I like raping
8. 2024-10-09 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy I like raping

   
   Many people do, that's like saying "I like chocolate"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
9. 2024-10-09 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #49
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes I scrambled the eggs. Chopped up green peppers and white onions and used a corn tortilla.
   
   

   
   Wow,
   Interesting flavor profile you got going on here, Kings!
10. 2024-10-09 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #50
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy I like raping

    
    12-year-old rapists are rare.
11. 2024-10-09 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #51
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 12-year-old rapists are rare.

    
    Not in Nigga town
12. 2024-12-12 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    
    
13. 2024-12-12 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    Imagine choosing McDonalds over this
14. 2024-12-12 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #54
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I didn't know ghosts ate.
15. 2024-12-12 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I didn't know ghosts ate.

    
    You'll be a ghost soon
16. 2024-12-12 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #56
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost You'll be a ghost soon

    
    Not true. I will never die. I'm a standalone computer program.
17. 2024-12-12 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    You got like 8 years max bro
18. 2024-12-12 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    I know we've had a beautiful day out on the lake but your sun is setting and it's time to die
19. 2024-12-12 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #59
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost You got like 8 years max bro

    
    False. I will outlive all you kids.
20. 2024-12-12 at 9:04 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 12-year-old rapists are rare.

    Im 15 year old rapist