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Should I buy extra tall senior toilets.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Renovating our bathrooms and I saw these senior shutters that are extra tall so you don't have to squat as much to touch the seat. Do you think these are a good idea to go ahead and buy?
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    No
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  3. #3
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Not unless you need them. I've actually found a lower toilet helps me with more regular and satisftying shits. I can't even go half the time on a tall toilet.
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  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya I prefer to squat over a grocery shopping bag and then tie it off and throw it in the street
  5. #5
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley Ya I prefer to squat over a grocery shopping bag and then tie it off and throw it in the street

    or in the vent of an establishment that has an employee that he couldn't distract into not scanning one of his 4 packs of steel reserve, being careful to leave a screw missing from the vent to entice any curious employees.
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  6. #6
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Get one of those Japanese toilets that sings to you and cleans your asshole.
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Obbe Get one of those Japanese toilets that sings to you and cleans your asshole.

    I like a butt washing but my woman thinks it is gay.
  8. #8
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I guess we know who wears the pants at your house.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wank to fonas hairline
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Not unless you need them. I've actually found a lower toilet helps me with more regular and satisftying shits. I can't even go half the time on a tall toilet.

    Squatting to shit is how humans evolved.
  11. #11
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe I guess we know who wears the pants at your house.

    nobody, it's a zoo
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  12. #12
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Mooooo
  13. #13
    You should think about being culturally inclusive and just put one of those holes in the floor instead of a toilet in case you have Indian house guests...you racist bastard.

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