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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Everybody jacks off like this right?


  2. #2
    Gridlocke Houston
    Just know the Lord sees everything, even in those moments of shame when you think you're alone. You will face him one day and be judged.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Gridlocke Just know the Lord sees everything, even in those moments of shame when you think you're alone. You will face him one day and be judged.

    By a kike
  4. #4
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Legs crossed, my toes curl up when I cum, and I shoot my cum into a bong that I place in between my legs with a Fluttershy figurine in it.
  5. #5
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Everybody jacks off like this right?



    wut

    do you try to catch it in your mouth too
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Legs and feet up against the (cell) wall, back on the bed. Some random soap opera on the TV.ΒΉ
  7. #7
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas wut

    do you try to catch it in your mouth too



    but….
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Gridlocke Just know the Lord sees everything, even in those moments of shame when you think you're alone. You will face him one day and be judged.

    The lord isn't watching when he himself is engaging in the five knuckle shuffle.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The lord isn't watching when he himself is engaging in the five knuckle shuffle.

    What's the
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    That
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The lord isn't watching when he himself is engaging in the five knuckle shuffle.

    There are 14 knuckles on each hand.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by πŸ¦„πŸŒˆ MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted πŸ’‰ (we beat covid!) πŸ‘¬πŸ’•πŸ‘­πŸ€ (🍩✊) There are 14 knuckles on each hand.

    buy a 14 knuckle duster and get back to me
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson buy a 14 knuckle duster and get back to me

    It'd make more sense than a 5 knuckle duster.
  14. #14
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The lord isn't watching when he himself is engaging in the five knuckle shuffle.

    If you’re hitting with all 5 knuckles you’re throwing a punch wrong
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Legs crossed, my toes curl up when I cum, and I shoot my cum into a bong that I place in between my legs with a Fluttershy figurine in it.

    How feminine
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya I do nut on my big ass forehead that's how I know I'm done
  17. #17
    women with penis are empirically better at jacking men off then women who dont have penis.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Fluttershy If you’re hitting with all 5 knuckles you’re throwing a punch wrong



    ..that's not what a five knuckle shuffle is princess.
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