2017-06-24 at 3:21 AM UTC
minigolf places are fucking depressing
2017-06-24 at 3:32 AM UTC
they're staffed but a bunch of underpaid niggers who are either teens getting exploited or sad sons of bitches also being exploited and in deadend jobs and have to work double shifts to afford their shitty lifestyle and probably want to kill themselves. It's a place created for profit to pedal inconceivably artificial fun to other members of the lower class, but most of them don't even turn a profit so they're falling continually into a greater state of disrepair. In order to mitigate this, they try and tack in increasingly cringeworthy secondary profit generators like expensive food stands or some shitty rock climbing thing that will probably kill you. Being a patron in such a place you get to look forward to consorting with not only this group, but their children and the occasional frat bash that drunk-drove their way there. Honestly most mini-golf places are like a nightmare to me, like horrifying carnivals dedicated to poverty and consumerism.
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2017-06-24 at 3:35 AM UTC
IDK I enjoyed them on vacation with my drunk as shit grandpa in Myrtle/Virginia beach. He got so engraged(and drunk) he beat up a balloon clown across the street once good times Fam.
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