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  1. #41
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Say skibidi rizz, ohio rizzler, free diddy, left pocket dog shit
  2. #42
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy You have better luck talkin to people over text first. You can definitely find someone and meet up with them. Dont go getting married after first meeting though, alwaysss goes wrong

    Yes, you're right. It's happened way too fast. I think we only started talking in August, or maybe July at its earliest. Well it doesn't matter as I am cutting it off soon. My brother got married after knowing his wife for six months and to be honest that was an entire shitshow, and a bad omen is that they were the same age that the woman I met and I are now. My brother was 28 (like me) when he met and married his wife (who was 26, like the woman I met). It's like the universe is saying "don't do it stupid."
  3. #43
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Say skibidi rizz, ohio rizzler, free diddy, left pocket dog shit

    Oh yah, I've heard of skibidi being used a lot.
  4. #44
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yes, you're right. It's happened way too fast. I think we only started talking in August, or maybe July at its earliest. Well it doesn't matter as I am cutting it off soon. My brother got married after knowing his wife for six months and to be honest that was an entire shitshow, and a bad omen is that they were the same age that the woman I met and I are now. My brother was 28 (like me) when he met and married his wife (who was 26, like the woman I met). It's like the universe is saying "don't do it stupid."
    Youre in your 20’s dont get married until youre in your 30’s. You dont do drugs so dont settle for a fat bitch like most of these people here. Youre a good guy and apparently good lookin, so you can get whoever you want. You just need more confidenceeee
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  5. #45
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh yah, I've heard of skibidi being used a lot.
    I like “left pocket dog shit” more, skibidi ohio rizzler is kinda old news now, not very funny anymore
  6. #46
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Youre in your 20’s dont get married until youre in your 30’s. You dont do drugs so dont settle for a fat bitch like most of these people here. Youre a good guy and apparently good lookin, so you can get whoever you want. You just need more confidenceeee

    Yeah, I'm turning 29 in December so I'm already nearing my thirties. Well thank you for the nice words but I don't think I am anything other than bad looking. I can text you a pic one of these days if you want.

    Ahh.. can't believe I didn't ask yet-- but what'd you have for dinner?
  7. #47
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy I like “left pocket dog shit” more, skibidi ohio rizzler is kinda old news now, not very funny anymore

    I'm gonna post about it on the forum I'm on, tons of zoomers there. Gonna see if anyone gets what I'm saying.
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  8. #48
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yeah, I'm turning 29 in December so I'm already nearing my thirties. Well thank you for the nice words but I don't think I am anything other than bad looking. I can text you a pic one of these days if you want.

    Ahh.. can't believe I didn't ask yet– but what'd you have for dinner?

    When is your birthday? Today i ate 12 pizza rolls, and half a bowl of sesame chicken with sum carrots and noodle stuff in it. Total of around 900 cals today. What did you eat?
  9. #49
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy When is your birthday? Today i ate 12 pizza rolls, and half a bowl of sesame chicken with sum carrots and noodle stuff in it. Total of around 900 cals today. What did you eat?

    2 December, when is yours? And oooh that's nice, hope you enjoyed it. I had like, three samosas with minced meat, some baked fish (247 kcal) and a few cookies, an almost an entire bag of Bugles. Tomorrow it'll be rice with chicken or how we specifically call it: pulao.
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  10. #50
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I love chicken, i love fish, i love cookies. My birthday is in june, ill text ya the date. What are you gona do for your birthday?
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  11. #51
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy I love chicken, i love fish, i love cookies. My birthday is in june, ill text ya the date. What are you gona do for your birthday?

    Glad to hear that you do! Ahh cool, that's nice. My best friend's birthday is on 6 June. Well I don't celebrate my birthday but I'll tell you over text what'll be different this time around.
  12. #52
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Treat yourself to a cake or a treat, make you can bake sum cookies and watch movies you like. You’re supposed to enjoy birthdays so just chillaxxx on that day
  13. #53
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Treat yourself to a cake or a treat, make you can bake sum cookies and watch movies you like. You’re supposed to enjoy birthdays so just chillaxxx on that day

    Is that how you spend your birthdays? To be honest I wish I never existed so there's nothing to celebrate.
  14. #54
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Well you have to celebrate it because i say so and im better than everyone. I celebrate my birthdays by sleeping, making a cake usually, latest birthday i spent very well, very well indeed, loved it. I made a cake, didnt eat much of it but i made it. Ive made a cake myself for the past 3 years for my birthday, maybe longer but nobody remembers that long ago
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  15. #55
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well okay now that you have said that I should, I will. I'll make sure to text you as well about my plans that day (when that day comes). It's gonna different unlike any other one I've had before, you'll understand when I text you. I guess I should already start brainstorming about what kinda stuff I can possibly do.
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  16. #56
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Definitely think about plans, its a you day. You were born that day and its good to celebrate youre nearly 3 decades of life
  17. #57
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Definitely think about plans, its a you day. You were born that day and its good to celebrate youre nearly 3 decades of life

    You know, even as a kid I had no reason to celebrate my birthday. I had this awful headache that always happened on my birthday for some reason.
  18. #58
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Well medicine exists now, headphones exist to block out sounds of people, things exist so you can feel satisfied for a few days of your life. I think it should be legal to kill people who inconvenience you
  19. #59
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yuh I don't use headphones when I go out the door, only when I'm in my room and listen to music, but yeah that's a good thing. Just drown out the BS.
  20. #60
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Crispy Well medicine exists now, headphones exist to block out sounds of people, things exist so you can feel satisfied for a few days of your life. I think it should be legal to kill people who inconvenience you

    OK Bradley.
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