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1. 2024-10-05 at 11:51 AM UTC

   #121
   Gridlocke Houston

   Originally posted by RisiR † Just tried coming up with a Chat-Chad cuisine food joke but when I'm sober I can't think straight.

   
   Sounds like you need to get fucked up right now: what's your poison?
2. 2024-10-05 at 11:53 AM UTC

   #122
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy I have to trim my nails

   
   
   
   
   
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   • RisiR †
3. 2024-10-05 at 11:55 AM UTC

   #123
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Gridlocke Sounds like you need to get fucked up right now: what's your poison?

   
   I would love to but I'm on a purification mission.
   
   Right now it's just weed and tobacco (massive tobacco bong hits, though) but it's fucking me up a little. Stopped Phenibut and gabapentin not too long ago.
4. 2024-10-05 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #124
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Start goin on walks, fun. Id love a nice long walk right now but SOMEONE isnt allowing me outside
5. 2024-10-05 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #125
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Whore of a mom thinks not allowing me outside will make me want to hang out with her more out of boredom
6. 2024-10-05 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #126
   Gridlocke Houston
   Just do it, what is she gonna do? You're already grounded
7. 2024-10-05 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #127
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by RisiR † Just tried coming up with a Chat-Chad cuisine food joke but when I'm sober I can't think straight.

   
   Who are you Baron von Gate Auht (Inventor of having Gay Thoughts) ???
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8. 2024-10-05 at 11:58 AM UTC

   #128
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Gridlocke Just do it, what is she gonna do? You're already grounded

   
   Who are you, a bitch nigger?
9. 2024-10-05 at 11:58 AM UTC

   #129
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Crispy Start goin on walks, fun. Id love a nice long walk right now but SOMEONE isnt allowing me outside

   
   I was actually accompanied by a black cat with bright orange eyes when I took a walk earlier. Beautiful moment.
   
   Who is locking you up?
10. 2024-10-05 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #130
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Gridlocke Just do it, what is she gonna do? You're already grounded

    She will make me live with her. In a house with no door, no lights, no locked windows, and ill never be allowed outside. Yeah sounds like prison to me!
11. 2024-10-05 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #131
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Crispy Whore of a mom thinks not allowing me outside will make me want to hang out with her more out of boredom

    
    I think u need a colouring book, maybe a pastel art set.
12. 2024-10-05 at 12 PM UTC

    #132
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by RisiR † I was actually accompanied by a black cat with bright orange eyes when I took a walk earlier. Beautiful moment.
    
    Who is locking you up?

    My mom grounded me from going outside because i skipped one little class for a good reason. Not allowing me to go outside even for Halloween! Its unfair, she doesnt even have custody of me and sees me once every other week. If she wanted to be a mom so bad she should’ve done it in the past 15 years, even had 2 other kids to try with too, fucked that up!
13. 2024-10-05 at 12 PM UTC

    #133
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Bradley I think u need a colouring book, maybe a pastel art set.

    I hate oil pastels, i might just read books
14. 2024-10-05 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #134
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Crispy My mom grounded me from going outside because i skipped one little class for a good reason. Not allowing me to go outside even for Halloween! Its unfair, she doesnt even have custody of me and sees me once every other week. If she wanted to be a mom so bad she should’ve done it in the past 15 years, even had 2 other kids to try with too, fucked that up!

    
    y did u get grounded anyway
15. 2024-10-05 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #135
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Skipped geometry class
16. 2024-10-05 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #136
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Crispy I hate oil pastels, i might just read books

    
    try writing one
17. 2024-10-05 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #137
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Need drugs for that lol
18. 2024-10-05 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #138
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Crispy Skipped geometry class

    
    damn u were missing out on the angular knowledge necessary for success in life
19. 2024-10-05 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #139
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Geometry is so fuckin easy, she talks nonstop and its annoying as hell. She doesnt let me do the work in her class so i skip it
20. 2024-10-05 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #140
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Crispy Need drugs for that lol

    
    Lots of people write them from prison using just instant coffee and unhappiness