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Due to a very weird sale I now own 2.5lb of canned sardines

  1. 2024-10-04 at 1:38 AM UTC
    #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks would you pay money to watch me eat 5 bowls of tiny fish?

    What if I did it naked?

    What would you do with them? They're in 2 cans.
  2. 2024-10-04 at 1:46 AM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    The property cat has requested 1 sardine
  3. 2024-10-04 at 1:48 AM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    deenz
  4. 2024-10-04 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have Iberia bulk
  5. 2024-10-04 at 2:51 PM UTC
    #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Bump
  6. 2024-10-04 at 6:02 PM UTC
    #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    No good answers
  7. 2024-10-04 at 8:08 PM UTC
    #7
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Fuck your canned sardines. Fish boy.
  8. 2024-10-04 at 8:11 PM UTC
    #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wanna see them
  9. 2024-10-04 at 8:42 PM UTC
    #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Go on then.

    They are good currency in jail, I hate the smell.

    People would come out on the landings trying to cook fish curries in kettles(the kind they give us to make tea and coffee)...
  10. 2024-10-04 at 8:45 PM UTC
    #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I like them with mustard.
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  11. 2024-10-04 at 8:46 PM UTC
    #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Suck it's dick!
  12. 2024-10-04 at 8:46 PM UTC
    #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Make a video sucking sardine dick!!
  13. 2024-10-04 at 8:46 PM UTC
    #13
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Hang onto them. They are soon going to be very, very valuable. In the 12 most valuable foods.
  14. 2024-10-04 at 8:56 PM UTC
    #14
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    I remember my mom and me eating sardines with cream cheese on ritz crackers. But I haven’t eaten that for many years so, I dont know if, even, I would stilll like it now?
  15. 2024-10-04 at 8:59 PM UTC
    #15
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks would you pay money to watch me eat 5 bowls of tiny fish?
    No, i would pay you money not to watch that actually.
    Originally posted by Bradley What if I did it naked?
    It depends on the camera angle.
    Originally posted by Bradley What would you do with them? They're in 2 cans.

    I would give them to the neighborhood cats, or maybe a homeless shelter or something (this isn't viable in your case brad as i don't think they take returns)
  16. 2024-10-04 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #16
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Back when I was a young son of a bitch around the age of 12 I couldn't get enough of canned sardines (in tomato sauce). While my chums were in the store buying Cola cubes or other candy I'd be buying 1 or 2 cans of sardines. How they laughed at my snack choice.

    ...but I'm sure it played a critical role in my being a near 6'5" REAL man and those Omega 3 fatty acids clearly turned my brain into a fucking organ of such intellectual power it can melt an ice cream just by looking at it on a hot summers day.
  17. 2024-10-04 at 9:39 PM UTC
    #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Same
  18. 2024-10-04 at 9:40 PM UTC
    #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    They call me the Bust a Nutty Professor
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