I got fucked by Helene...Helena? Whatever...

1. 2024-10-03 at 5:47 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I'm currently trying to warm up a cup of water on my car roof for some instant coffee. WiFi is off and this is the only thing that I can use to entertain myself that doesn't use much data...except for Candace's shitty gifs. I'm ok BTW Candace.
   
   Hopefully the port strikes make things even worse.
2. 2024-10-03 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   No one noticed you weren't here
3. 2024-10-03 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Glad you're doing OK I guess
4. 2024-10-03 at 5:49 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Welcome back!
5. 2024-10-03 at 5:49 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   You're a nigger
6. 2024-10-03 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Missed ya whoever you are
7. 2024-10-03 at 6:45 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I'm currently trying to warm up a cup of water on my car roof for some instant coffee. WiFi is off and this is the only thing that I can use to entertain myself that doesn't use much data…except for Candace's shitty gifs. I'm ok BTW Candace.
   
   Hopefully the port strikes make things even worse.

   
   Thoughts and prayers home skillet...I was without power for 3 weeks (in the middle of fuxking Houston) when hurricane Ike came through...I'll never eat another nilla cracker again in my life
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Cowboy2013
8. 2024-10-03 at 7:17 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Bradley No one noticed you weren't here

   
   i noticed.
   I was actually just wondering about cowboy2k13 this morning.
9. 2024-10-03 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thoughts and prayers home skillet…I was without power for 3 weeks (in the middle of fuxking Houston) when hurricane Ike came through…I'll never eat another nilla cracker again in my life

   
   I'm pretty sure Ike was the one that knocked our power out for 3 days, in fucking northern Kentucky of all places. This was like 08 or 09
10. 2024-10-03 at 8:10 PM UTC

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thoughts and prayers home skillet…I was without power for 3 weeks (in the middle of fuxking Houston) when hurricane Ike came through…I'll never eat another nilla cracker again in my life

    
    Ikr...i feel like I'm dying eating canned/bagged shit. The grocery stores threw out all the cold stuff. I ate some of my Fukushima irradiated tuna stockpile I had saved from Covid but when you can't heat it or season it, it seems unhealthy too...besides the radpoints I mean. It doesn't seem nutritious at all.
11. 2024-10-03 at 8:13 PM UTC

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    And people are having their water cut off for days and then when it's back on having boil advisories without any power 🤡
12. 2024-10-03 at 9 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    At least bills cost less this month
13. 2024-10-03 at 9 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    How do bills work
14. 2024-10-03 at 9 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Someone teach me today
15. 2024-10-03 at 10:33 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 And people are having their water cut off for days and then when it's back on having boil advisories without any power 🤡

    
    your car radiator is a source of intense heat,
    
    for more intense heat, theres the exhaust header,
16. 2024-10-03 at 10:34 PM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy How do bills work

    
    If you live in USA & want to do things the “legal” way. lol
    
    1. Have a job
    2. Get fuq’d by the federal government (pay taxes)
    3. Pay bills
    4. be broke until next pay check
    5. rinse & repeat #2-4
17. 2024-10-03 at 11:55 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics?
18. 2024-10-04 at 12:02 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I already got a job: staying alive
19. 2024-10-04 at 12:15 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr If you live in USA & want to do things the “legal” way. lol
    
    1. Have a job
    2. Get fuq’d by the federal government (pay taxes)
    3. Pay bills
    4. be broke until next pay check
    5. rinse & repeat #2-4

    I already knew all that since 3rd grade, teach me bills
20. 2024-10-04 at 3:30 AM UTC

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    Gridlocke Houston

    Originally posted by Crispy I already knew all that since 3rd grade, teach me bills

    
    DM me.