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  1. Originally posted by Bradley For a long time I suspected I would be one of the ones who died but when I survived that shooting at 29 and turned 30 like two months later it kinda dawned on me that I missed my opportunity to die in the prime time dying time of life (16 to 29) Now I am 31 so pretty low chances of being killed.

    You're too old to kill yourself now.
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're too old to kill yourself now.

    Nah plenty of middle aged fucks kill themselves when that crisis hits hard.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Nah I'm ok with things now
  4. Originally posted by Bradley Nah I'm ok with things now

    things change sonny, top of the world today, soiled underpants through no fault of your own tomorrow.
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson things change sonny, top of the world today, soiled underpants through no fault of your own tomorrow.

    It's like the Monkey's Paw, but you get unlimited wishes.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey
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