2024-10-02 at 7:18 AM UTC
I’m the motherfucking wrench
Thrown in the gears
Everything was great til I got here
I’m a bad guy inside and out
Put your faith in me and I’ll spit it out
And I admit, I’m a basketcase
With lipstick smeared across my face
Cocked and loaded can’t shut me up
Blame it on the music to cover it up
[Chorus:]
Hey stupid, don’t suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destory til there is no more
Put your helmet on let’s go to war
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go
Some things are better left unsaid
But I’d like to see a bullet in your head charge the damage to my card
And I’ll see you on the Graveyard Blvd.
Have a boot to the face, it’s on me
Hard to talk shit with no fucking teeth
Spit ‘em out, spit ‘em out al in a row
So pucker up sucker here’s one for the road
[Chorus]
Shut your face and open your eyes
You whole fucking life was a lie
And everything that you stood for
Just had its ass kicked out the door
Well I am rubber and you are glue
I’ll beat the mother fucking shit outta you
You’re pro-life and I’m pro-death
And I’ll throw you from the tree and break your fucking neck
2024-10-02 at 7:27 AM UTC
I'm wretched, I'm infested, rejected and infected
I'm a loser, I'm a winner, a born-again sinner
Cut my throat and watch me bleed, addicted tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
So stand in line motherfuckers don't waste my time
[pre-chorus]
See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave
[chorus]
And people hate me, cause I'm better than you
And people hate me
And that's the motherfucking truth
People hate me and you can all fuck off
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm God
I'm a hooker, I'm your priest
I'm you brand new disease
I'm Satan with distortion, your overdue abortion
And now I'm singing out of key, the God of your T.V.
And all you children will worship me
So give me drugs, your bitches, and your S.T.D's
[pre-chorus/chorus]
I'm wicked and addicted, middle-finger double-fisted
I'm neurotic drug-induced and chemically abused
Cut my throat and watch me bleed
Addicted tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
Wipe the snot onto my sleeve
For I'm your new disease
See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise, I'm your God...
I'm homicide on parade, a bloody nose, serenade
I'm a human hand grenade
I'll never rot and never go away
2024-10-02 at 1:20 PM UTC
Id rate myself an 8.5-9 in terms of friendliness to normal people. 2 for pedophiles.
2024-10-02 at 1:24 PM UTC
Friendliness What a bunch of faggots.
Like I tell my underlings when they try sucking up to me "If you want a friend buy a dog"
2024-10-02 at 1:46 PM UTC
Hi everyone, Global Moderator here Bradley welcoming you to another beautiful day of shitposting on a forum full of losers.
Welcome, you belong here! We'll leave the light dimmed for you.
2024-10-02 at 1:46 PM UTC
I'm here to please (sexually) and cognitively, but preferably sexually first.
2024-10-10 at 10:13 PM UTC
I would rate caspee 6.9
Based on personal experiences
2024-10-10 at 10:13 PM UTC
BradleyB : The first to reach out, and by far the friendliest. I feel as though we’ve really connected on a spiritual level, we’re both handsome hung men who are trying to get over our primal urges (fucking niggers and men) he inspires me time and time again. 9/10
2024-10-10 at 10:14 PM UTC
You guys should hitchhike into conception
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2024-10-10 at 10:38 PM UTC
Well Fsh, what do u think? Do you want to hang out?
2024-10-17 at 4:27 PM UTC
It was a guy on DH named Fish who would molest all the women’s inboxes with messages
I had a soft spot for him ..because I remember him having a wife with cancer and when she died he went just crazy
But he would say “I digest” instead of “ I digress” all the time because I laughed when he accidentally typed it one time
2024-10-17 at 5:29 PM UTC
I've had Candy and Bradley both reach out to me before
Everyone else is cool except Wariat getting high and spamming my inbox with shit I would never click on lol
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2024-10-17 at 5:34 PM UTC
It's when Totse turned from being a logical animal to an emotional animal that things went terribly wrong. Feelings over facts.
