My house is totally fucked

1. 2024-09-29 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   i wanan go into labor in your bathroom
2. 2024-09-29 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   FUCK!
3. 2024-09-29 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #23
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   😭😭😭
4. 2024-09-29 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #24
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   This is why your wife is mad. I’m not fixing that.
5. 2024-09-29 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Fonaplats You wish you were a Predator.

   
   I knew Brad was really close to that 15 year old but I don’t think he would do anything like that!
6. 2024-09-29 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   be nice to me!!!!!!!
7. 2024-09-29 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Bradley i wanan go into labor in your bathroom

   
   Doing labor for bathrooms is a pain. Lots of sharp ceramic and heavy concrete and Sheetrock to haul out. Always a pain to get sheets of drywall and Sheetrock into them. Plus if you’re working with 2 or more men one of them has to stand outside of the bathroom because there’s usually just not enough room.
   I’m glad I went back to freeloading instead of being a laborer for a bathroom remodeling company!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
8. 2024-09-29 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Hell yeah and when i eat sushi I always add spinach and like rice and shit so its actually enough food
   
   who doens't like being full?
9. 2024-10-01 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   My power is still out. I changed the oil in the generator now that it's past it's break in period.
   I'm bummed that my electric company sent all their crews out of state and have lied to us for 3+ days about the power being restored. They've shut off their phones and ran away with our money.
   My wife was screaming because there was a frog in the house.
   I don't know how the frog got it and I let frog outside.
   My wife rented a suite at the Marriott and told me to stay home...
10. 2024-10-01 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Fonaplats My power is still out. I changed the oil in the generator now that it's past it's break in period.
    I'm bummed that my electric company sent all their crews out of state and have lied to us for 3+ days about the power being restored. They've shut off their phones and ran away with our money.
    My wife was screaming because there was a frog in the house.
    I don't know how the frog got it and I let frog outside.
    My wife rented a suite at the Marriott and told me to stay home…

    
    Your wife is getting laid bro
11. 2024-10-01 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Bradley Your wife is getting laid bro

    
    Way to kick a man when he’s down Brad
12. 2024-10-01 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Fonaplats always down low around me
    He lives below my belt like a holster
13. 2024-10-01 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #33
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    
    In other news I got a quote of $8.5k to redo my bathroom.
    That's just labor costs though.

    
    nice genny
14. 2024-10-01 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #34
    6835378gjjsjs Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley Hell yeah and when i eat sushi I always add spinach and like rice and shit so its actually enough food
    
    who doens't like being full?

    
    seaweed is another good choice. fairly cheap for the green kind at asian shops.
    
    red seaweed can be expensive but has more protein than chicken.
15. 2024-10-01 at 9:19 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Sleep was hard to obtain. At midnight I turned off the generator so I could sleep in peace. A few hours later I lay awake thinking about food because I am clinically fat now.
    I have to go to work. Life is unfair. I am fat.
16. 2024-10-01 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Sleep was hard to obtain. At midnight I turned off the generator so I could sleep in peace. A few hours later I lay awake thinking about food because I am clinically fat now.
    I have to go to work. Life is unfair. I am fat.

    
    Start using amphetamines. Your workload and fat content will simply melt away!
17. 2024-10-01 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It took 100 hours but finally my power has been restored.
18. 2024-10-01 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Fonaplats It took 100 hours but finally my power has been restored.

    
    Let there be light!!!!
    Hopefully mrs plats will return from the Hilton soon feeling well rested and reinniggerated!
19. 2024-10-01 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #39
    6835378gjjsjs Houston

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Start using amphetamines. Your workload and fat content will simply melt away!

    
    That is less true with thr n-iso crap people assume is normal methamphetamine.
20. 2024-10-01 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs That is less true with thr n-iso crap people assume is normal methamphetamine.

    
    all speed is good speed when you've got the need for speed!