Homecoming is soon and still no one has asked Crispy 🧟‍♀️

1. 2024-09-30 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   what's dumb is the dance where girls ask dudes to go to saddie hawkins dance or something
   
   you know why id din't like it!!!
   
   TOO MANY GIRLS PESTERING ME TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH THEM!!! TRYING TO MANIPUlATE ME, BRIBE ME, DO SEXUAL THINGS TO ME WHILE I WAS HIGH ON DRUGS and i'm like nooo put that big thing away and they're all oh just give me a lil taste i wanna take u to the dance so they're slobbin on my knob and I'm telling them to stop and then I ejaculate so I can't even report it
   
   Every year.
2. 2024-09-30 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Crispy African Astronaut
   We can be raped buddies
3. 2024-09-30 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley what's dumb is the dance where girls ask dudes to go to saddie hawkins dance or something
   
   you know why id din't like it!!!
   
   TOO MANY GIRLS PESTERING ME TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH THEM!!! TRYING TO MANIPUlATE ME, BRIBE ME, DO SEXUAL THINGS TO ME WHILE I WAS HIGH ON DRUGS and i'm like nooo put that big thing away and they're all oh just give me a lil taste i wanna take u to the dance so they're slobbin on my knob and I'm telling them to stop and then I ejaculate so I can't even report it
   
   Every year.

   
   The whole focus being on some shitty team is what's dumb...school is supposed to be about honing your intellect and knowledge not if you can throw a ball around a field.
   
   GIVE ME STRENGTH MATRON.
4. 2024-09-30 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Crispy African Astronaut
   Is having a date required to go to homecoming?
5. 2024-09-30 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Crispy African Astronaut
   Could i just go alone
6. 2024-09-30 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #66
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Crispy Is having a date required to go to homecoming?

   
   No. Go with friends.
7. 2024-09-30 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Is having a friend or date required to go to homecoming?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
8. 2024-09-30 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #68
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is having a friend or date required to go to homecoming?

   
   I mean no. Go by yourself if you want. My friends dragged me to homecoming and set me up with this guy who was not in high school lol. We went camping afterwards and he kept trying to have sex with me in the woods and I made him cry. Honestly that’s the part I remember. I don’t even remember the dance.
9. 2024-09-30 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Crispy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty No. Go with friends.

   My friend is going with some girl, idk anyone else
10. 2024-09-30 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #70
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Crispy My friend is going with some girl, idk anyone else

    
    Why do you want to go?
11. 2024-09-30 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Back when I was a young-twat-like-fella-me-lad in England we didn't have any kind of dances etc at school.
    
    I think they're "americanised" now and do have dances.
12. 2024-09-30 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Crispy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty Why do you want to go?

    Because i didnt go freshman year
13. 2024-09-30 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    In a few years you can go to as many dances at you want at "duh clerb" Crispy...some shitty school dance doesn't matter.
14. 2024-09-30 at 5:52 PM UTC

    #74
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Crispy Because i didnt go freshman year

    
    Oh. Well then get you a dress and go.
15. 2024-09-30 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Crispy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In a few years you can go to as many dances at you want at "duh clerb" Crispy…some shitty school dance doesn't matter.

    But a school dance means i wont get raped
16. 2024-09-30 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy But a school dance means i wont get raped

    
    WRONG!
17. 2024-09-30 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Crispy African Astronaut
    Im rite
18. 2024-09-30 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Crispy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty Oh. Well then get you a dress and go.

    All my dresses make me look uglier
19. 2024-09-30 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #79
    Kafka sweaty
    I didn't go to mine even though a guy asked me, bcus I didn't know how to do makeup and knew you had to wear makeup to them. I'm gonna go to a fantasy ball at some point they have them in Scotland.
20. 2024-09-30 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Crispy African Astronaut
    Well im not wearing makeup, might just wear a bag over my head. Gona starve to look good in a dress