your butthole burns for a while after takin a huge dump

1. 2024-09-29 at 11:33 PM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   you can't relax the muscles they keep spazzing and it just burns damn
2. 2024-09-29 at 11:43 PM UTC

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   Crispy African Astronaut
   Mine doesnt, girls dont shit
3. 2024-09-29 at 11:43 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   use more lube, noob
4. 2024-09-30 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   6835378gjjsjs Houston
   maybe try not being a gay dwarf bottom
5. 2024-09-30 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   I just take giant fibourous dumps every day thanks to the fiber bars i eat
6. 2024-09-30 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   these make me physically sick but i just can't sto[p
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   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i never fucking learn lol
   
   i feel a sharp string on the back of my throat. I am gasping and panting like a doge, I feel a chill running down my spine, holdming my mouth closed makes it burn. THe chill is radiating to my sides and up my back and now crawling UP my spine into my shoulders and then BOOOM into my gut
   
   
   okay I think it's over

7. 2024-09-30 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood these make me physically sick but i just can't sto[p
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   i didn't think these were hot
8. 2024-09-30 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i've had much hotter chips but those are hot enough that I don't enjoy eating them. It's just pure pain but it goes away after a few so I stretch it out and only eat enough until I can't feel my mouth but I just keep doing that until it's gone and then the next day I just suffer
9. 2024-09-30 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I don't get the "obsession" with people flexing if they eat hot chips or hot peppers just...because.
   
   Eating isn't a competition, your cock isn't bigger if you can eat a hotter pepper than the next guy...in fact it's likely much smaller if you are trying to "prove" yourself through eating something overly spicy.
   
   Spice is supposed to compliment the natural flavors of food, not stomp all over it so all you can taste is the burning sensation of the fucking spice.
   
   It's a bit like little fellas who buy big trucks...
10. 2024-09-30 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just personally enjoy the pain myself it's almost like a spiritual experience and possibly an diagnosed deranged fetish
    
    

    Originally posted by Ghost

11. 2024-09-30 at 2:46 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't get the "obsession" with people flexing if they eat hot chips or hot peppers just…because.
    
    Eating isn't a competition, your cock isn't bigger if you can eat a hotter pepper than the next guy…in fact it's likely much smaller if you are trying to "prove" yourself through eating something overly spicy.
    
    Spice is supposed to compliment the natural flavors of food, not stomp all over it so all you can taste is the burning sensation of the fucking spice.
    
    It's a bit like little fellas who buy big trucks…

    
    I consume habanero peppers and pepperse in general because it gives me a really unique feeling. Kind of like a mild intoxication, it's very difficult to describe but it's like a glowing heat afterward that's unlike other substances I've consumed.
12. 2024-09-30 at 2:46 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    That and I believe it is good for me. Not sure if this is some retarded mexican folklore but eating spicy things strengthens the body.
13. 2024-09-30 at 3:14 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Not really relevant to what I was saying little fella.
14. 2024-09-30 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I think there is probably more of a connection to abuse of spicy peppers and depression than any kind of psychoactive effect tbh
15. 2024-10-01 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    Just one of many ways to hurt yourself without getting sent to a ward. Kind of like how if you try to kill yourself it’s a big deal but you can smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and drink all you want and nobody can say anything
16. 2024-10-01 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i did again
17. 2024-10-01 at 6:05 PM UTC

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    6835378gjjsjs Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley I consume habanero peppers and pepperse in general because it gives me a really unique feeling. Kind of like a mild intoxication, it's very difficult to describe but it's like a glowing heat afterward that's unlike other substances I've consumed.

    
    That goes away conpletely when you have a tolerance, then you simply enjoy the unique habanero flavor.
    
    Sliced habaneros in an avocado and goat cheese sandwich is good and doesnt burn much if you have no tolerance, because the capsaicin responsible for the burning sensation is soaked up by the fats of the avocado and cheese which they are highly soluble in.
    
    Pretty healthy too. I always put fresh sliced garlic in it.
    
    If I need to clear my eyes or sinuses and I have no pepper tolerance I just eat raw habaneros by themselves. Tolerance goes up fast so I can only use this trick occasionally
18. 2024-10-02 at 12:33 AM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I like the direction this post went