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My house is totally fucked

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    God damn it Helen you blind deaf windy bitch!
    All my power blew away.
    God damn it I really wanted to play video games tonight sooo badly.



    Omg I wanna play video games right now!



    For fucks sake it doesn't come with oil!

    Okay guys I got 8 gallons of gas and a quart of oil. I had to stop at 4 places to scrounge just that up.
    Time to get to work.



    I'm ready to game šŸ˜
  2. #2
    Gridlocke Houston
    Cry about it
  3. #3
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    My stomach is digesting
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I need java, i want java
  6. #6
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I wish I was computer and technology inclined so I could get into online games. It's too much shit involved though I'm not dedicated for the time needed I guess. Last console I was into it wasn't a requirement to have Internet so I've been out of it a while.
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It's 3:30am.
    Pretty sure the powers been out at least 15 hours now.
    Just got done gaming for the night.
    The generator is still running strong AF. I'm going to shut it off for a couple hours.
    There's 100k people without power in my county. It might take them a little bit to fix it all up.
    Did I wanna buy a generator this weekend?
    No...
    Am I glad I did?
    Yes, even if it's merely peace of mind.
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Day 2 of gaming in the dark.
    I will soon need to venture out and forage for gasoline and doughnuts.
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Day 2 of gaming was epic.
    Spent $30+ on gasoline to power my gaming computer.
    I'm wrecked and my house is wrecked and my wife is wrecked and we still have no power.
    There's roughly 30k people without power still but it's all clusters of 1-5 homes or less for the most part so even a bunch of people working could still take a long time.
    Hopefully the lights come on tomorrow.
    I'm already going to spend all day trying to piece something productive together with out without light.
  10. #10
    thats a shame.

    goodnight
  11. #11
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Donā€™t forget to practice proper generator care and maintenance so you donā€™t pull it out next hurricane only to realize you just crippled yourself with your own retardation and let the gas gellify or some shit like that.
  12. #12
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Hurricane fona flew in from Florida and flooded fonaā€™s fabulous family flora and fauna while he filmed it on his fona fone!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I still ain't got no power.
    My electric company sent all their crews to NC to help there and then we got fucked.
    No end in sight.
  14. #14
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Wow, that's shitty.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Op should call his friends more and play children's video games less

    You know this nigga started a clan on the game? I looked it up and you have to be 8+ years old to play...
  16. #16
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley Op should call his friends more and play children's video games less

    You know this nigga started a clan on the game? I looked it up and you have to be 8+ years old to play…

    Klans r Kool
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    not for 10 year old sbro
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    Day 2 of gaming in the dark.
    I will soon need to venture out and forage for gasoline and doughnuts.

    knock off milwaukee generator nice, u get that from Wish?
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You wish you were a Predator.
  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    In other news I got a quote of $8.5k to redo my bathroom.
    That's just labor costs though.
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