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When places have "Bulletproof" glass you know i realized something

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    If you have a 30.06 or some BIG DUMBASS GUN, can't u just fire 2 bullets through the glass.

    i.e. can't u just arm rob them with 2 persons one with that BIG ASS GUN aimed like ur a fuckin deer huntin champ while the other guy COCKodile Bum Dee gets the loot????

    Or is that not how guns work, i've never been near one

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    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    yeah
    A lot of stores don't even have bulletproof glass, they just have a layer of plexiglass of varying thickness to prevent Jamal from hopping the counter. There's also no such thing as "bullet proof" glass, only bullet resistant glass, the lower end of which can hardly stop a .45 let alone a large caliber rifle bullet.
    So yeah, you probably could walk in with an AR or .357, put a couple rounds through the glass and convince the poor red dot foreheaded fellow behind the counter to hand over the $87 in the register, but there's really no point as most people don't pay with cash anymore, store safes rarely contain more than $500 even on the weekends anymore, and most importantly discharging a firearm while committing armed robbery is a very quick and easy way to end up with an attempted murder charge even if you pinky promise the judge you really didn't mean it!!!
    Besides, holding up a liqour store is sooooo 1989 all the real niggas do fraud and steal credit cards and do the chase bank money glitch
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  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this is touched upon in this scene from HBO's The Wire where Omar Little's stickup partner attempts to rob the store with a small caliber handgun which promps Old Faced Andrew to say "With that raggety ass piece? Nigga you crazy" which prompts Mr. Little to enter the store with a .50 caliber handgun and fire a round through the "bulletproof" glass
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    The penalty would definitely outweigh the reward of violently robbing a convenience store with the glass. Either you'll get a long ass jail sentence or the Arab behind the glass will blast you with his gun. Either way even when I was strung out and dopesick I wouldn't rob a convenience store.
  5. #5
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Fluttershy yeah
    A lot of stores don't even have bulletproof glass, they just have a layer of plexiglass of varying thickness to prevent Jamal from hopping the counter. There's also no such thing as "bullet proof" glass, only bullet resistant glass, the lower end of which can hardly stop a .45 let alone a large caliber rifle bullet.
    So yeah, you probably could walk in with an AR or .357, put a couple rounds through the glass and convince the poor red dot foreheaded fellow behind the counter to hand over the $87 in the register, but there's really no point as most people don't pay with cash anymore, store safes rarely contain more than $500 even on the weekends anymore, and most importantly discharging a firearm while committing armed robbery is a very quick and easy way to end up with an attempted murder charge even if you pinky promise the judge you really didn't mean it!!!
    Besides, holding up a liqour store is sooooo 1989 all the real niggas do fraud and steal credit cards and do the chase bank money glitch

    Yes.

    Cameras everywhere nowadays too. Good luck.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    I shiot 8 nuggas and got a week for each nugga
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I shiot 8 nuggas and got a week for each nugga

    I never realized you don't always get life for murder, Ohio aggravated murder gets you 10, I guess if you are a serial killer they will give you life but it's weird to me you can off someone and get back out and live your life
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I shiot 8 nuggas and got a week for each nugga

    I'd never test Brad B, them white boys in the hood are the most dangerous 💯
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    Bradley Florida Man
    They named a Transformer I would be Stabatron
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    Elbow African Astronaut
    I'm a noguns retard and I had to look up the specs for 30-06, but holy shit that's a beast of a cartridge. Absurd potential muzzle velocity, which I think is what you want for penetrating materials?
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    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Elbow I'm a noguns retard and I had to look up the specs for 30-06, but holy shit that's a beast of a cartridge. Absurd potential muzzle velocity, which I think is what you want for penetrating materials?

    .30-06 is crossing into big bore territory and while yes, it would be highly effective in penetration, that's due to it being a fuck you sized projectile with an equally fuck you amount of propellant.
    The key to penetration is small projectile moving at high speeds.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow I'm a noguns retard and I had to look up the specs for 30-06, but holy shit that's a beast of a cartridge. Absurd potential muzzle velocity, which I think is what you want for penetrating materials?

    It is a combination of velocity and the 150 grain bullet, the 30.06 comes to mind because its like the nice gun everyone has for deer hunting (but not me of course) the other alternative to this is the 12 gauge slug which IIRC has alower velocity but is much much heavier since it's literally like a thumb of lead (400 grain)

    Either of those just go through stuff bro it's pretty cool I've heard
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm highly effective at penetration
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    my favorite gun isn't important I changed my mind u all do not get to know!!!!
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    Bradley Florida Man
    (Its my penis)
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    treat my dick like a pistol and yo face like a target
    make u bite da bullet
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley It is a combination of velocity and the 150 grain bullet, the 30.06 comes to mind because its like the nice gun everyone has for deer hunting (but not me of course) the other alternative to this is the 12 gauge slug which IIRC has alower velocity but is much much heavier since it's literally like a thumb of lead (400 grain)

    Either of those just go through stuff bro it's pretty cool I've heard

    12 gauge slug is the premium home defense round. Actually shot probably is just aim in the general direction. You get hit with the 12 gauge slug though it's gonna be messy
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley my favorite gun isn't important I changed my mind u all do not get to know!!!!

    I've always loved the 12 gauge shotty I'm also a fan of.357 revolver because revolvers won't jam or throw shell casings on the ground.
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    ive only seen that glass in banks in black neighborhoods. i also know several bank robbers thatve gotten away with it.

    one got stacks of cash from the vault and was only caught due to being snitched on by a roommate
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    .50BMG drive by
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