Polymerbezoars with your diverticulitis and pseudomembranous colitis

1. 2024-09-27 at 11:57 AM UTC

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   6835378gjjsjs Houston
   "sorry sir, i dont know how this couldve happened but your bad breath is not the result of halitosis. it appears there are rather large lumps of extra hard poop lodged in your intestines. I dont know how this couldve happened. we need to run some tests"
2. 2024-09-27 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   6835378gjjsjs Houston
   
3. 2024-09-27 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   Crispy African Astronaut
   Lay off the drugs you schizo faggot
4. 2024-09-27 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   6835378gjjsjs Houston

   Originally posted by Crispy Lay off the drugs you schizo faggot

   
   

   Unripe persimmons contain the soluble tannin shibuol, which, upon contact with a weak acid, polymerizes in the stomach and forms a gluey coagulum, a "foodball" or phytobezoar, that can affix with other stomach matter.[35] These phytobezoars are often very hard and almost woody in consistency. More than 85% of phytobezoars are caused by ingestion of unripened persimmons.[36] Persimmon bezoars (diospyrobezoars) often occur in epidemics in regions where the fruit is grown

   
   I had a lonestar and a large monster yesterday. Thankfully I did not have to shit out a foodball. It did make me shit though.
5. 2024-09-27 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   6835378gjjsjs Houston
   Persimmon trees are biblical. Mentioned in the bible many times actually. Polymer bezoars are interesting in that they do not dissolve on their own, unlike regular bezoars. You start to realize your rectum feels fuller than normal and becomes painful when you need to shit.
   
   They require surgical removal, or it can cause your shit to move backwards and even end up in your stomach. Causing shit-burps.
   
   And this can become life threatening.
6. 2024-09-27 at 12:23 PM UTC

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   Crispy African Astronaut
   Yeah yeah go die
7. 2024-09-27 at 12:27 PM UTC

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   6835378gjjsjs Houston

   Originally posted by Crispy Yeah yeah go die

   
   Another use for persimmon trees is the fruit juice, which is black, and diluted it causes orange stains. Concentrated, it makes a black dye that gets darker when exposed to sunlight, rather than fading like other dyes. It also requires no mordant to help it stick to the cloth, unlike other dyes, since its tannin based.
8. 2024-09-27 at 4:17 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
   
   if santa claus was a tannin
9. 2024-09-27 at 9:15 PM UTC

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   6835378gjjsjs Houston
   ahahaha lololl
10. 2024-09-27 at 9:45 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    figured it out, you're solstice/PoC/That guy who wanted to molest Crispy and watches cartoons.
11. 2024-09-27 at 9:46 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Are you still the head sous chef at the local Speedway?
12. 2024-09-27 at 9:46 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    hey you been pedobro
13. 2024-09-27 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    how
14. 2024-09-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    This thread is now OP being uncovered to be the Solstice that Crispy's bad called the cops on for doing nothing wrong to his 14 year old daughter
15. 2024-09-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    dad
16. 2024-09-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    HELP I"M BAD AT SPELLING STUFF RITE