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  1. #41
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's all because they took ass boards away from teachers abd gave all you fuckers trophies.

    Idk Speedy you became pretty cranky and homicidal and killed people for a living so I think the spankings made you angry.

    Why don’t spankings make women angry?
  2. #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by shitty titty Idk Speedy you became pretty cranky and homicidal and killed people for a living so I think the spankings made you angry.

    Why don’t spankings make women angry?

    If you want to frame military service as killing people for a living you just proved my point.
  3. #43
    Kafka sweaty
    A lot of women aren't into spankings frala, they will instantly turn them off. If anyone hits me they're getting hit back, I hit my mum back. When Cam slapped my ass I dragged him out of the pub and wailed at him. Some people associate violence with love, I associate it with hate and will return hate.
  4. #44
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    spanking is inherently sexual in nature and if anyone is slapping a kids ass they need to have their hard drive checked imho
  5. #45
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you want to frame military service as killing people for a living you just proved my point.

    Well I mean what else is it?
  6. #46
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka A lot of women aren't into spankings frala, they will instantly turn them off. If anyone hits me they're getting hit back, I hit my mum back. When Cam slapped my ass I dragged him out of the pub and wailed at him. Some people associate violence with love, I associate it with hate and will return hate.

    You need a spanking!
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Kafka A lot of women aren't into spankings frala

    As if it matters what women are into

    You'll get what your given and like it or lump it...as me old dad used to say.
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka A lot of women aren't into spankings frala, they will instantly turn them off. If anyone hits me they're getting hit back, I hit my mum back. When Cam slapped my ass I dragged him out of the pub and wailed at him. Some people associate violence with love, I associate it with hate and will return hate.

    You couldn't drag a cold french fry out of a greasy paper bag.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 20 whacks per second (wps), I hear.

    leaving 4 severely wounded
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You couldn't drag a cold french fry out of a greasy paper bag.

    why would anyone want to do that
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina leaving 4 severely wounded

    I was glad to hear all patrons of the Wile E. Coyote across the street where he ran and hid were unharmed.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why would anyone want to do that

    To eat it.
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas sure but they've also got a lot more to lose so they're less likely to throw it away for some petty reason

    Ed Zachery
  14. #54
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood spanking is inherently sexual in nature and if anyone is slapping a kids ass they need to have their hard drive checked imho

    Time to buy an SSD
  15. #55
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by shitty titty Well I mean what else is it?

    It is what keeps bad things from happening to morons like you.
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  17. #57
    My dad used to knock 7 shades of shit out of me when I was a kid and I turned out fine!

    /twitch.

    ETA: The teachers did too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #58
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I got the belt at 13 and have only done 6 and a half years in jail and my parents still love me.
  19. #59
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My dad used to knock 7 shades of shit out of me when I was a kid and I turned out fine!

    /twitch.

    ETA: The teachers did too.

    No consequences = no responsibility.
  20. #60
    Bradley Florida Man
    I got my dick sucked while I sat on a tombstone once when I was a young man. It was an old 1800s cemetery and I dind't know it was a tomebstone. I just wanted my dick sucked and we were in this forest area and I Found a small square rock and being a dumb teenager I was like "Wow this is perfect." Dropped my trousers and planted my butt cheeks right on some guys epitaph, got polished off and only when I came back there later in life to do drugs at my sitting rock did I realize it say the guys name. then I felt kinda bad using it as a table to do lines off of
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