If I flatline soon

1. 2024-09-24 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #1
   Kafka sweaty
   It will be because I just discovered this flavour of Monster. I'm hooked and trying to resist a third can of it today. I was going to use apple juice as a substitute to quit Monster and now they've made a better apple juice sighs.
   
   
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   • Warcry
2. 2024-09-24 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
3. 2024-09-24 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   I actually work in a monster factory and I regularly cum in the batches of bad apple msnster. This is regular practice amongst most factories as it’s a bit of a running joke.
4. 2024-09-24 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Whatever, idc, as long as youre dead
5. 2024-09-24 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I drink a lot of 100% (not from concentrate) apple juice. It's very good for you. Best ice cold.
6. 2024-09-24 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Fluttershy I actually work in a monster factory and I regularly cum in the batches of bad apple msnster. This is regular practice amongst most factories as it’s a bit of a running joke.

   
   what kind of monsters do you manufacture?
   
7. 2024-09-24 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what kind of monsters do you manufacture?
   

   I manufacture all flavors of the monster brand energy drink especially the flavors with my cum in them.
   Thank you for your interest!
8. 2024-09-24 at 4:44 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   If OP flatlined I wouldn't even stomp on her chest to get her going
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9. 2024-09-24 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   gonk move
10. 2024-09-24 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #10
    Kafka sweaty
    This flavour is having a different effect on me, like bouncing off the walls. Monster doesn't usually give me energy. I'll have to give it up, it's usually three cans of Monster that make me demonic but one can of this is making me loopy.
11. 2024-09-24 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'd kafka flatlined I'd fuck it's dead body and then go see what's in the loft area she's always talking about, might put the body up there in fact just for giggles and irony of answering the question finally of "what's up there"