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  1. #41
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley ok, I'm ready to do a couple nice ones

    fralala has really given me a reach around lately, making sure I'm doing alright and encouraging me to continue my education at such a high degree.

    Fonaplats- despite dying, he has continued posting content. I don't like the video games thread very much but I do like the content he made of our female user base.

    Fluttershy- for being the best user-friend I could've hoped for. Highly unexpected for a new user to come in and A) Not be someone I already have known for the last 15 years B) Be someone likable and C) be someone funny also D) to a lesser extent but still relevant is being the same demographic as myself (white, male, Midwest US)

    Having met someone that embodied all 4 of those characteristics was really surprising/shocking and made me happy. So here's to you flutterguy and our new found friendship

    BAck OT: I think scron is a dirty homosexual who lives off of HTS because he doesn't want to work and HTS parents are happy to have her living somewhere stable and with someone who will leave the house to go grocery shopping for them even if they gotta pay for everything just not having her living with them into her 30s is worth every penny

    D’aaawwwwww Brad that’s so sweet
    I’m blushing so hard rn
    >///////<
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Bradley jiggab oo Johnson- an aging old man who is now upset ITT because he finds himself unliked but also un-disliked further validating the objective belief that old people aren't really a problem or an asset they're just kinda set aside until they expire

    Everyone is aging sonny/dummy...well except the dead.
  3. #43
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya but you're old now
  4. #44
    Bradley Florida Man
    and not in a sexy way but in like a "Do you need a hand with that sir?" as your carrying 2 bags of groceries kinda way
  5. #45
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr What? Nobody paying enough attention to you?

    THis is just like The risir buying the hatchet thread
  6. #46
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    except its digging up the hatchet and planting a new hatchet tree to grow more hatchets because you chop the beef with a hatchet and then bury the hatchet after but if the beef is not being chopped than you are chasing someone around with the hatchet #Juggalo
  7. #47
    Bradley Florida Man
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  8. #48
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bradley

    That's the one where the kid survives a plane crash and lives in the wilderness for months with just a hatchet, right?

    I really enjoyed that one.
  9. #49
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Obbe That's the one where the kid survives a plane crash and lives in the wilderness for months with just a hatchet, right?

    I really enjoyed that one.

    Yes. If you went to a white school or were in the accelerated reading classes it was part of the 5th grade curriculum, 6th-7th graders read it in normal classes in the inner city.

    The sequel to it was called Brian's Winter and wasn't that good.
  10. #50
    Bradley Florida Man
    AFter we read the book in 5th grade all the children were allowed to go outside to learn how to make a fire in the baseball field using a variety of emergency fire starting equipment.

    2 students were not allowed to participate because of "behavioral concerns." So me and this angry black kid (Granted I was very angry took back then) sat for 45 minutes in a class room for 2 days watching a video on camping or some shit.
  11. #51
    Bradley Florida Man
    Looking back I Think they were worried I would take the fire starting materials and do something bad with them which is 100% what I had planned to do.
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  12. #52
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bradley Yes. If you went to a white school or were in the accelerated reading classes it was part of the 5th grade curriculum, 6th-7th graders read it in normal classes in the inner city.

    The sequel to it was called Brian's Winter and wasn't that good.

    Not when I went to school, but my Dad bought it for me one year.
  13. #53
    Bradley Florida Man
    wow, what was that like?
  14. #54
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley

    the great Canadian novel. In school they brought wildmen from the forest and police rangers from the RCMP to tell us about people getting lost in the woods because the novel takes place not far from where I lived and smokey the bear taught us how to be a friend of the forest
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  15. #55
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bradley wow, what was that like?

    I think it was like Christmas.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Bradley I would add HTS on the list but I'm not sure what they look like anymore

    Part of me feelings like when the balls got removed a lot of weight was put on really rapidly and HTS could easily be very round (which would invalidate the reason of being upset)

    It's difficult to picture a round HTS.
  17. #57
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's difficult to picture a round HTS.

    No it isn't
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Bradley No it isn't

    The face, though... like a HTS Pillsbury Doughboy.
  19. #59
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The face, though… like a HTS Pillsbury Doughboy.

    Doughgirl*
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Bradley Doughgirl*

    I thought of that, but decided I'll not subscribe to mental illness.
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