Official Petition for Kafka to befriend Kinkou

1. 2024-09-19 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #1
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Please for the love of god. Give her something to do day to day. Y'all are made for each other I swear.
   
   And before you attack me Kafka I’m being serious. I think you two are the only ones that could understand each other.
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   • RIPtotse
2. 2024-09-19 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #2
   Kafka sweaty
   No.
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   • Crispy
3. 2024-09-19 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #3
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Why not?
4. 2024-09-19 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #4
   Kafka sweaty
   She has internalised misogyny, jealousy toward me and I don't need a frenemy. I don't befriend people just to stop arguments with them. She shall have to face the consequences for treating me with disrespect. She's on a lower plane and wouldn't add value to my life.
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   • Crispy
5. 2024-09-19 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #5
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Damn. I can’t argue with that. I just want her off my back.
6. 2024-09-19 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I just drooled all over my pillow
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   • Warcry
7. 2024-09-19 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   NIS women are all problems.
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   • RisiR †
8. 2024-09-19 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #8
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   hmm...
9. 2024-09-19 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   That much concentrated bpd and narcissism in one room would either cause nuclear fission or a black hole
10. 2024-09-19 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    In 20 plus years Kafka is easily the most self-centered piece of shit I've seen.
11. 2024-09-19 at 6:46 AM UTC

    #11
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You can learn a thing or two from Kinks, Kafka. Lmao. Hahahaha. Lol.
    
    You should both dance for us.
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    • Kinkou
12. 2024-09-19 at 1:01 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'd like to see Kinkou and kafka scissoring
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    • RisiR †, 
    • Kinkou
13. 2024-09-19 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd like to see Kinkou and kafka scissoring

    
    With real scissors maybe...
14. 2024-09-19 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Kinkou is nicer to me than Kafka and i worry Kafka would rub one off on her
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    • Kinkou
15. 2024-09-19 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #15
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Kinkou is nice that's for sure, it's a shame she stopped posting. She's probably a receptive and thoughtful lover too, unlike kafka who would have to be raped and call you a bastard the whole time.
16. 2024-09-19 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    she's on telegram talking to us right now
17. 2024-09-19 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #17
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Kinkou was always cool. Tell her I said hi.
18. 2024-09-19 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley she's on telegram talking to us right now

    
    I thought you rage quit telegram, Yes tell her I said Hi too and she should send nudes.
19. 2024-09-19 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Kinkou was always cool. Tell her I said hi.

    
    Hallo Süßer!
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    • RisiR †
20. 2024-09-19 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    Kafka won't be my friend, I already tried to make this work
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson