A nigger stole my broccoli stuffed chicken breasts

1. 2024-09-17 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #41
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Let this be a lesson though. You thought black people were unintelligent but you were outwitted by one who is enjoying your broccoli stuffed chicken breasts.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
2. 2024-09-17 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by shitty titty I carry money. I don’t carry change.

   
   damn u rich
   
   not like me
   
   I get 3 things at hte dollar store and have to count to 300 bro, people hate me
3. 2024-09-17 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   OP inspired me to make chicken & broccoli burritos tonight but I'm gonna make it white peopel way with cream of mushroom as a base and no actual burrito-related ingredients outside of the tortilla
   
   like broccoli, some mixed veg, chicken, and cream of mushroom in a tortilla
   
   I wish I had white beans but I do got spinach.
4. 2024-09-17 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   oh i got parmesean cheese too, this shit gonna be pretty fire i will post pictures
5. 2024-09-17 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist How much the chicken stuffed with broccoli cost?
   
   
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   $6.99, It's pretty damn good, in a creamy cheesy sauce too and it's a real breast not that processed shit.
   
   ETA:
   
   
6. 2024-09-17 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   We're doing this Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. 2024-09-17 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   today i came home and had a whole pitcher of smoothie and now i feel great!!!!
8. 2024-09-18 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm still not over this.
9. 2024-09-18 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #49
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Just imagine Steve, if you’d kept one of your wives, you’d had someone to not only do your shopping for you but also cook too and save you from this entire debacle
10. 2024-09-18 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #50
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty Stop shopping at Aldi. Anywhere that treats the shopping cart like an amusement park attraction is taking you for ride. Also, stop giving your nice houses to your ex wives.

    
    @ LaLa
    
    Pay your Mexican housekeeper to do your shopping. @jigg
11. 2024-09-18 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #51
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr @ LaLa
    
    Pay your Mexican housekeeper to do your shopping. @jigg

    
    I fired her..her "services" declined in quality.
12. 2024-09-18 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by shitty titty I carry money. I don’t carry change.

    
    So what you never take your change when you buy shit?
    
    
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13. 2024-09-18 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #53
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm still not over this.

    
    That looks like a nice flatish pack that would slip nicely in your coat where you can just hold it under your arm. Or just slip into your sleeve and let it sit nicely under your upper arm.
    
    
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14. 2024-09-18 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #54
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I got to me car and was unloading my stuff I noticed the broccoli stuffed chicken tits were missing, I looked on the receipt and it was the first item scanned. I went back in the store and asked the cashier "What gives homeskillet"…he looked around and said "it isn't here, are you sure you don't have it".
    
    TLDR…A NIGGER STOLE MY DINNER.

    
    You could have got a refund
15. 2024-09-18 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #55
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    He pussied it out
    
    
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16. 2024-09-18 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #56
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You could have got a refund

    
    I couldn't be bothered arguing about it, the cashier said are you sure you don't have it...I just said "I'll check again" but never came back.
    
    The $7 loss wasn't what irked me...especially having discarded $400 worth of food a week or 2 ago when my fridge died anyway. No, the stereotypical man of color lifting my breasts and no doubt enjoying feasting on those creamy delights just pissed me off to the point I didn't want to pursue it anymore.
17. 2024-09-18 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #57
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by NARCassist So what you never take your change when you buy shit?
    
    
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    Yeah I just throw it on the ground.
    
    Fucking hell.
18. 2024-09-18 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #58
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by shitty titty Yeah I just throw it on the ground.
    
    Fucking hell.

    
    jedis love her.
19. 2024-09-18 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #59
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Is clearly dimlo
    
    "I don't use cash snort snort, I just give lots of very private information about me and my life to information brokers who sell it to god knows who on the darknet. Because its convenient and I'm fucking ignorant, snort snort"
    
    Fucking dimlo's
    
    
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20. 2024-09-23 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #60
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Wowowow excuse the fuck out of me for not wanting to insert a QUARTER INTO A SHOPPING CART AND GET MY CHICKEN STOLEN