In all seriousness though...

1. 2017-06-21 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #301
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Please invent a drug that makes me drunk always and has no negative repercussions. I'll literally die to make it happen for the rest of humanity.

   
   You could give 2-methyl-2-butanol a shot. Only shitty thing is it makes your balance bad even after you come down though
2. 2017-06-21 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #302
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist what?? you steal livers from new born babies??
   
   
   
   
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   Don't be ridiculous, he gets permission from their parents, at a very reasonable price.
3. 2017-06-21 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #303
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 You could give 2-methyl-2-butanol a shot. Only shitty thing is it makes your balance bad even after you come down though

   
   I need my balance. It's one of my points of pride. Where would I obtain this 2m2b if I were so inclined though?
4. 2017-06-21 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #304
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by mmQ Please invent a drug that makes me drunk always and has no negative repercussions. I'll literally die to make it happen for the rest of humanity.

   
   alcohol jesus
5. 2017-06-21 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #305
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The purpose of this thread eludes me
6. 2017-06-21 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #306
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ZツK Where's the Trianglism queen I'm bored of existing.

   
   WHO
7. 2017-06-21 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #307
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ZツK You people are acting like these things are made out of Gold or something. Take a stroll down any place where the homeless hang out THERES A LIVER, LOOK ANOTHER!.
   
   Theres plenty more where that came from! Grow your own stone! kidney stones that is HA!!
   
   

   
   this is a segway to that only decent film Hugh Grant was in!
8. 2017-06-22 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #308
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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   Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-06-22T10:57:10.389102+00:00
9. 2017-06-22 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #309
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   

   Originally posted by iiiiiits SCRAWNY! NEW MEME!!!
   
   
   
   

10. 2017-06-23 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #310
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ I need my balance. It's one of my points of pride. Where would I obtain this 2m2b if I were so inclined though?

    
    pick my asshole
11. 2017-06-23 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #311
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CloneCat I thought you wanted a boyfriend but you just push me away.

    
    
12. 2017-06-23 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #312
    Self Taught Man Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Phoenix

    
    Sorry I'm just really lonely tonight, i apologize if I disturbed your night in any way.
13. 2017-06-23 at 7:59 AM UTC

    #313
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nobody disturbed my night.
14. 2017-06-23 at 8:11 AM UTC

    #314
    Self Taught Man Yung Blood
    Lol did you caLL me salty
15. 2017-06-23 at 8:24 AM UTC

    #315
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Self Taught Man Lol did you caLL me salty

    
    Nooo you said you were getting salty because I hadn't talked to you lately... like... 3 days ago. D:
16. 2017-06-23 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #316
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Phoenix is salty. :sad:
17. 2017-06-23 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #317
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Phoenix is salty. :sad:

    
    NUH UH, YOU ARE.
18. 2017-06-23 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #318
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I've heard GHB is pretty close to alcohol in certain doses. I've never tried it but was strongly considering it after my alcohol consumption was so ridiculous it looked like a 5+ person party when I had to clean up my beer bottles in the morning. IDK worth a shot I guess.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
19. 2017-06-23 at 9:47 AM UTC

    #319
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop I've heard GHB is pretty close to alcohol in certain doses. I've never tried it but was strongly considering it after my alcohol consumption was so ridiculous it looked like a 5+ person party when I had to clean up my beer bottles in the morning. IDK worth a shot I guess.

    
    alcohol is for fucking degenerates.. ghb and phenibut all the fucking way
    alcohol is just poison, side effects ,dysphoria, tachycardia and hell
20. 2017-06-23 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #320
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix NUH UH, YOU ARE.

    
    I promise to stop being salty if you do. We are girlfriends forever, this saltiness cannot continue!!!!!!