My wedding ring broke! 🤔

1. 2024-09-18 at 3:55 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I guess that means I'm a free man until my wife buys me a new one on Amazon.
   That being said, bitches you may form a single file line here and take advantage of my temporary freedom.
2. 2024-09-18 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   She got you a fake diamond bro, you don’t need a scrub like that in your life
3. 2024-09-18 at 4:43 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Isn’t your wedding ring breaking a sign of infidelity?
   You know, like dropping the blunt…
4. 2024-09-18 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
5. 2024-09-18 at 5:38 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Just get your ringpiece fixed brah.
6. 2024-09-18 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Isn’t your wedding ring breaking a sign of infidelity?
   You know, like dropping the blunt…

   
   Nah man, you can always make things right. Pick up the blunt, dust it off, put some PCP in it and light it up.
7. 2024-09-18 at 6:43 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Get it tattooed on in the meantime.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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