My email was hacked last night

1. 2024-09-16 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #81
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes "Hackers Are Like Rapists, So What Should You Do?"

   
   same thing, learn to fight
2. 2024-09-16 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #82
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ner vegas same thing, learn to fight

   
   I just hit the hackers with that feign left (honeypot webserver) left (OSINT spidering) Right cross (location triangulation using pics on FB) left hook (Pipe bomb through his chimney on Christmas).
3. 2024-09-16 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #83
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes You just worry too much. Trust me no hacker gives a fuck about you unless they get your CC/DB card numbers from a BIN dump.

   
   You don't worry enough. On the bright side I can get to my main suspect irl easily.
4. 2024-09-16 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #84
   Kafka sweaty
   I'm not comfortable with anyone having leverage over me, I'll never be idle when that is the case.
5. 2024-09-16 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #85
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Kafka I'm not comfortable with anyone having leverage over me, I'll never be idle when that is the case.

   
   Wait till me and fluttershy have leverage over you. With our penis'.
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6. 2024-09-16 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #86
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   345 launder
7. 2024-09-16 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I think you should prepare for what he's going to do.
8. 2024-09-16 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #88
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Don't be a victim of some man and his evil desires
9. 2024-09-16 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #89
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I'm not comfortable with anyone having leverage over me, I'll never be idle when that is the case.

   
   Comfort is the realm of the lazy human...you should strive to live uncomfortably as that is the driving force behind making positive changes in your life...sitting around comfortably will result in long term misery, laziness and you being a malcontent.
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10. 2024-09-16 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #90
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Comfort is the realm of the lazy human…you should strive to live uncomfortably as that is the driving force behind making positive changes in your life…sitting around comfortably will result in long term misery, laziness and you being a malcontent.

    
    Word. Quoted for truth.
11. 2024-09-16 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Wait till me and fluttershy have leverage over you. With our penis'.

    
    

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Kafka I wouldn’t touch you with a lepers dick. You don’t gotta worry about me. The gorillas on the other hand…

    
    That one’s gonna have to be a solo mission good Buddy
12. 2024-09-18 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #92
    Kafka sweaty
    I assumed the suspect I have in mind doesn't have a vendetta against me, but now that I think about it, it's possible he could be a misogynist. He won't have an accurate picture of who I am from that email so he won't see me coming.
13. 2024-09-18 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #93
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Kafka I assumed the suspect I have in mind doesn't have a vendetta against me, but now that I think about it, it's possible he could be a misogynist. He won't have an accurate picture of who I am from that email so he won't see me coming.

    
    jesus christ kafka how many weeks has it been?!?! how long does it take you to track down a hakcer and have your vengance??????
14. 2024-09-18 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #94
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It was me and I'm right here. You can stop the tracking now and have your vengance.
    
    *cuddles kafka and smootches her*