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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I went down the hallway and spoke to him, he ran into the bathroom so I put some cat food out on the back step for him and he went back out, he's a little guy, this years baby
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Found in error in the test data on the online quiz, deciphered the correct number by applying the potential answers 1 at a time then working backwards until I found the number was 5150 instead of 5510. Proceeded to get everything else correct getting me a one hunnid percent in the class and giving me a reason to message my professor and tell him about the error in the quiz first!!!! :)
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    bruh if i get through the first fourth of my accounting class with a 100% in homework, quizes & the exam + 4% extra credit applied to the test I will be a very happy person and able to relax a little going forward
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I'm getting depressed so need to book a vacation and have no idea where to go.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm getting depressed so need to book a vacation and have no idea where to go.

    Miami
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I want to go to Sweden to expand my comfort zone but am tempted to go somewhere familiar.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Maybe Sweden will make me sad thinking of my Swedish friend who's not talking to me anymore.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka I want to go to Sweden to expand my comfort zone but am tempted to go somewhere familiar.

    Try the West Bank or the Gaza Strip. Also I hear winters in Kursk are exciting.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    YOu don't think hanging out with me would expand your comfort zone significantly? America is an awesome place, I can show you some real african americans
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Buying time :)
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    april...
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Successfully searching for this nearly scrubbed video.

  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Polecats Polecat.
    so i opened the back door so the girl cat could come in for a late night snack and she did, she also wondered around checking out the house and she got back up on the bed and walked around the whole bed and almost laid down but didnt then she went back out and i left the door open and a few min ago my skunk came back in and i went down the hall to see if it was going to be sociable. well it ate cat food that i was tossing to it from 4 feet away without it spraying me and i got it to go back out on the steps and i put a small pile of cat food on the step where the skunk likes to run away under the open door so like when i put the food out it turned around so only its head and shoulders were visible and the tail was out of dnger of spraying so i crouched down and fucked with it while it ate cat food,, little shit is spicy stompin it little feet and huffing at me ,, but i did boop his head 2 or 3 times.
    it ate all the food closest to it and i tried to push the pile closer to it but it was challenging me when i tried to move the food so I closed the door and left it alone for tonight.
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    RAT FILES, MOTHERFUCKIN GOD DAMN RAT was in my ceiling last night, it woke me up.
  16. Kafka sweaty
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Why am I awake...
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT RAT FILES, MOTHERFUCKIN GOD DAMN RAT was in my ceiling last night, it woke me up.

    By Lake Norman Home Services

    To use baking soda as rat poison, you need to follow certain steps for it to work:

    1. The first one to do is to put on disposable gloves. You must make sure that you do not touch any of the chemicals and substances you use during the process. You would not want to be harmed by its contents.

    2. The second step is to combine one cup of flour or cornmeal with 1 cup of sugar or powdered chocolate mix.

    3. Then add 1 cup of baking soda and mix it thoroughly. The chocolate mix or the sugar attracts the rats to eat it and the baking soda will soon kill them once it has been consumed.

    4. There are many ways to place this trap. You could use unused Tupperware, jar lids, or any other container to put the baking soda poison.

    5. But to target these rats where it hurts them the most, you need to put the poison to places where they are most active. You can put it around your garbage bin, or in the unused and dark places in your home where these rats hide. You can also put some around the drainage areas outside your home to target these rats before they start to come inside.

    6. After you have left the poison overnight, monitor these places until you no longer see any sign of rat infestation. From there, you can assess if the baking soda poison is effective in killing rats. However, if you still see signs of infestation, try to move the traps around to figure out the rats’ hiding spot. This can help you eradicate them completely out of your environment.

    I have had the same problem during my stay in Cornelius, North Carolina. However, I cannot quite know how it worked until I did my research. It turns out that baking soda catalyzes some form of reaction inside the rat’s stomach. Baking soda combines with the stomach acids to produce carbon dioxide gas which rats are unable to tolerate. In turn, it builds up within their system and eventually causes internal blockage and rupture. Soon enough, you will have the rat-free environment you always deserved.
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  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Pushing her love over the borderline
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm gonna lay down and take a nap. *sigh*

    I've really been through some shit lately. If you knew, you'd understand. Maybe I'll tell you guys the story one time. It's pretty crazy.
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