2024-09-12 at 3:42 PM UTC
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Even the dog looks 'murican.
2024-09-12 at 3:57 PM UTC
He's half scottish terrier (hence the first name Scotty) and his dad was a Chihuahua hence the surname being Dog in spanish.
It's all very clever really.
2024-09-12 at 4:04 PM UTC
He loves that now that i don't live here and have my shit together, everytime I show up there's something in my backpack for him. A porkie ear, a rawhide bone, a squeaker, once I found out dollar general sells toys for 1.25 and dollar tree sells shit for a dollar I was like ok nigga imma get u one of everything
2024-09-12 at 4:30 PM UTC
Hell yeah bro my lil dog (pictured) got attacked by a bigger dog. Yes the bigger dog looks all friendly and disfigured after I slashed him in the face, he was truly humbled that day. He thought "oh i've attacked smaller dogs before nothing bad will happen to me" and that's why he has a cut line beginning at his mouth running to his shoulder.
If I love you and you get attacked by something you can't possibly beat and you cry out in pain and shock, I'll pull out my knife and save you. I promise.
2024-09-12 at 5:22 PM UTC
We used to call those "Grandma's piss flaps"
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2024-09-12 at 5:30 PM UTC
I gotta get my Sage girl something special, she's probably going crazy with this rain and shit and I'm not there with her.
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