2024-09-11 at 10:43 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I am racist as the next man but do think that blacks are good as singing.
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2024-09-11 at 11:59 AM UTC
I lost the 3rd grade spelling bee to the word “opossum”
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2024-09-11 at 12:17 PM UTC
I haven't had friends irl since I was 18 and am somehow still sane. I've met people off the internet and an in hostels etc. I prefer superficial socialising. I don't want to see you again next week.
2024-09-11 at 12:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
I haven't had friends irl since I was 18 and am somehow still sane. I've met people off the internet and an in hostels etc. I prefer superficial socialising. I don't want to see you again next week.
“Somehow still sane” take your schizophrenia meds cumslut
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2024-09-11 at 2:02 PM UTC
I got my flu/covid shots on saturday and now I'm full of cold symptoms, sore throat, runny nose, tired as fuck and ready for my grave...kafka please hold me...
2024-09-11 at 2:08 PM UTC
I love these threads.
As a result of watching pornography before having any consensual sexual experiences I believed I had an incredibly small cock. This carried forward until my first consensual sexual experiences around 12/13 where other youngins had to convince me I had in fact a rather large cock. I found so much joy in this explanation (once I believed them) that I proceeded to tell people I actually have a really small cock just so I could feel the same joy again when they saw I actually have a mancannon and as they're holding my large penis in their two hands loookin at me like bewildered I had prepared them for my small cock I tell them "I've only ever seen cocks in porno, I don't have that big of a cock..."
2024-09-11 at 2:10 PM UTC
ah imagine losing your virginity to a nice, funny, smart guy from a bad backround whose all tall and white and a year older than you and he laments how small his pecker is and you say no its okay, you are so entrhalled and captivated by young love and then the nigga pulls out a peach coloured waterbottle and smiles
Good times.
2024-09-11 at 5:12 PM UTC
I have never shaved my balls