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My name is Crisolis

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    Crispy African Astronaut
    I was born in a hospital, then my mom brought me home and i have a dad unlike most of you. So when i got home i was SUCH a baby, cryingn all the time eating all the time. And then 6 months and 10 days later my mom took me to DOLLYWOOD!!! Woo hoo! Take a 6 month old to an amusement park she wont remember yeah! And then about 2-3 years after that my dad cheated on my mom with another woman, bam that woman got pregnant from him a while later and now this kid is here. Then after that kid appeared my dad went to prison, got out a few times, then went back. My mom had like 30 boyfriends In this time, kinda weird whore. But i always had an extra dad so lucky for me im not like you fatherless deadbeats. My dad got out of prison for good over a year ago, im in highschool so im already better than all of you AND im not a drug addict or whore. Anyway i am CrispyC as bradley calls me, hes my friend. I like cats and dinosaurs, i also like sleeping on my bed. I got new sheets and put them on the other day, theyre cold sheets so its nice to sleep here
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Also a good person to mention is Andrei, great guy, everyone should be more like him and less like the homeless dudes you see on the side of the street begging for money rather than getting jobs
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    Elbow African Astronaut
    cris o' lis, fleur-de-lis
    lost and long forgotten
    a child misbegotten
    got left at the dollywood cooldown room
    for overwhelmed autistic children

    2007-2008

    RIP
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    I was born in 2009
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    Bradley Florida Man
    all my niggas live broke as fuck!!!
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    Originally posted by Crispy I was born in 2009

    So you're like a spring chicken.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So you're like a spring chicken.

    Ya and you're like an aged cord of firewood
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So you're like a spring chicken.
    Whats that
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    Bradley Florida Man
    My name is brasolis
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    Gridlocke Yung Blood
    my name is Gridlocke
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    My name is crisolisc09
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Pics of whore mother...
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    Gridlocke Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Crispy My name is crisolisc09

    GridlockeG92
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I've got a dad.
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Do you? Are you sure its not your neighbor?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my name is Derich Ip Ching Yeung and you are too old for me
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    Bradley Florida Man
    My name is Xavier and i'm white.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So you're like a spring chicken.

    you prefer spring cock ?
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Do you all think im cute
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    Originally posted by Crispy Do you all think im cute

    pm nudes for verification
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