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Scientists are trying to figure out why 2023 was so hot.

  1. 2024-09-04 at 10:41 PM UTC
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Scientists are trying to figure out why 2023 was so hot. 

    What happened in 2023 remains a riddle that has piqued intense curiosity from climatologists, but Dessler says finding an answer won’t change the fact that global warming, caused by human activity, is still happening with no end in sight.

    “We now have the technology to stop doing it, to stop warming the climate mostly,” Dessler says. “The other thing that matters is the reason we’re not doing it is because of the politics, and because of how immensely powerful fossil fuels are as a special interest.”
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  2. 2024-09-04 at 10:48 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  3. 2024-09-04 at 10:51 PM UTC
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Scientists are trying to figure out why 2023 was so hot. 

    The same fossil fuels you hypocrites use every time you get in your car or fly around on.
  4. 2024-09-04 at 10:56 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    #GretaTookABook
  5. 2024-09-04 at 11:16 PM UTC
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The same fossil fuels you hypocrites use every time you get in your car or fly around on.

  6. 2024-09-05 at 12:07 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Greta thunburg is such a green head she can' t even make it to a big oil climate convention because it takes her 3 months by sailboat to arrive anywhere. What a hero
  7. 2024-09-05 at 12:59 AM UTC
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The carbon the elite shithead frauds put out to get up on their soapboxes around the world is equal to the combined carbon of the rest of the planet.
  8. 2024-09-05 at 1:13 AM UTC
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    Elbow African Astronaut
    Wow, that's crazy.
  9. 2024-09-05 at 3:38 AM UTC
    #9
    CandyRein Black Hole
    It was hotter because..I was outside more

    *pops collar*
  10. 2024-09-05 at 4:29 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Elbow Wow, that's crazy.

    You'RE CRAZY!!!!!
  11. 2024-09-05 at 4:38 AM UTC
    #11
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You'RE CRAZY!!!!!

    NO. I'M CRAZY.
  12. 2024-09-05 at 5:15 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    What happened to Obbe remains a riddle that has failed to pique curiosity from anyone, but Lanny says finding an answer won’t change the fact that Obbe pasta, caused by lack of personal human contact, is still happening with no end in sight.

    “Lanny has the technology to stop him from doing it, to stop the pasta mostly,” says Lanny. “The other thing that matters is the reason we’re not doing it is because Lanny man crushes Obbe, and because of how immensely powerless Lanny is as a special interest of Obbes' affections.”
  13. 2024-09-05 at 6:56 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ravioli ravioli give me the forumuoli ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅🤌𓌉◯𓇋🍝⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
  14. 2024-09-05 at 12:24 PM UTC
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What happened to Obbe remains a riddle that has failed to pique curiosity from anyone, but Lanny says finding an answer won’t change the fact that Obbe pasta, caused by lack of personal human contact, is still happening with no end in sight.

    “Lanny has the technology to stop him from doing it, to stop the pasta mostly,” says Lanny. “The other thing that matters is the reason we’re not doing it is because Lanny man crushes Obbe, and because of how immensely powerless Lanny is as a special interest of Obbes' affections.”

    Wow, that's crazy.
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  15. 2024-09-05 at 2 PM UTC
    #15
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Scientists are trying to figure out why 2023 was so hot. 


    Translation.

    Scientists are trying to secure another 3yrs funding.
  16. 2024-09-05 at 2:17 PM UTC
    #16
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Translation.

    Scientists are trying to secure another 3yrs funding.

    Then Scientists just need to start screaming, It’s…

    “Donald TRUMP’s fault!!!”

    BOOM! Done. DemoCRAP funded!

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