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Fona's no regrets bastardy dinner date

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    The wife and I...
    Sigh
    "I am sorry for I'm currently on the toilet"
    You see,
    Her and I found ourselves at a mall.
    There where many places to eat.
    First we stopped and ate tacos.
    God damn yummy.

    Then we found some noodles and this pho noodles place.
    They were horrible.

    Last was the fancy seafood restaurant.

    Crab Cakes ✔️
    Carrot Cake ✔️
    Crème Brûlée Cheesecake ✔️
    Butter Croissant Cake ✔️
    Chocolate Cake ✔️

    $105 on cakes.
    $30 on tacos
    $30 on trash noodles

    No regrets
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  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Your wife looks like an ugly man.
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Nvm. Just realized they're both you.
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  4. #4
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Bradley Your wife looks like an ugly man.

    That's him lol
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Idk I'm too much of an anxiety ridden retard to spend my money on normal shit like that I think.

    Like what if the govt just came over and said hey fuck u bitch I'm taking ur house or whatever and if u just had that 200 bucks or whatever they wouldn't do it

    Wow I'm fucked up

    Help
  6. #6
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Your wife looks like an ugly man.
    I think he looks dashing
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  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya he's alright for a caveman
  8. #8
    Ordering 4 desserts, that's the sign of a real man who doesn't give a fuck what others think and knows what he wants and likes in life.
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