I fucking hate cats

1. 2024-09-02 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Little fuckers constantly throwing up and pissing everywhere… Shit in a box and then track the shit sand around your house. They walk all over the counters and tables with their shit and piss soaked paws. If you live in a house where your cat is actively in your kitchen and you try to serve me something to eat I will throw up and punch you in your shit. They claw the shit out of you when they’re hungry or thirsty and 99% of cat owners I know are covered in scratches from their “lil fur babies”
   
   I just don’t like ‘em.
2. 2024-09-02 at 7:46 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   They will also literally eat your entire body if you die alone with them.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse
3. 2024-09-02 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Yeah but that’s their only redeeming quality
4. 2024-09-02 at 8:22 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Their ability to gnaw away at and crunch up even the skull and eat it is actually quite amazing. Leaving not a trace of the body. Just little poops everywhere.
5. 2024-09-03 at 6:54 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Their ability to gnaw away at and crunch up even the skull and eat it is actually quite amazing.

   
   they can't do that you turbo retard
   
   their teeth are like needles, they shred through tissue but can't hold up against bone
6. 2024-09-03 at 7 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by ner vegas they can't do that you turbo retard
   
   their teeth are like needles, they shred through tissue but can't hold up against bone

   
   I literally just watched a video where am ex coroner was telling the interviewer that cats eat their masters like.immediayely and dogs will wait way longer. He said the nastiest one he saw was a lady who literally had her head gnawed off by her cats
   
   Tell that dude they don't eat bone or at least have the ability to break/chew through a good bit
7. 2024-09-03 at 7:09 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Tell that dude they don't eat bone or at least have the ability to break/chew through a good bit

   
   ok
8. 2024-09-03 at 10:42 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas …their teeth are like needles…

   
   That's all they need to gnaw your head right off.