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Chemtrails/contrails are to hide shit from satellites

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    This is the only thing that makes sense.

    People act like this was always going on. In the 90s I remember contrails but they didn't just linger in the sky, spread out and completely block out the sun and put us under this haze.

    I don't think it's (deliberate) weather modification because it seems to make things hotter when you see it during cold spells. I do believe the US wants to melt the northwest passage via pollution and global warming but there is no reason to make things hotter all over the US. It's already like hell degrees outside.

    I have looked at some in the sky then tried to track the flights with flight tracking apps once and it was a commercial airliner and not military. However Boeing is a military contractor. They're in bed with the government as much as Elon Musk. Is it possible they're spraying shit without the knowledge of the crew/pilot?

    The US government wouldn't benefit from killing off their citizens (until they get up to Speedy's age but even he's still paying taxes ig). I think it's a crude method of hiding things from satellites. Like if you have submarines docked, doing this for a day could let you move them and give other countries less warning. I think Russia and China probably have more advanced methods. I remember a while ago Moscow had all these lasers and telling people it was just for show 😉😉 they're going to blow up all of Elon's satellites as soon as shit gets real but for now they probably have things like this.

    I have heard you don't have this in China.

    This theory makes more sense to me than anything else.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I haven't paid taxes since 1987
  3. #3
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I haven't paid taxes since 1987

    How do you manage that and run your restaurant on the old nuclear testing site?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    but they use satellites to look at everything all the time so chemtrails if they were used for this purpose would go against the goal of satellite
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood but they use satellites to look at everything all the time so chemtrails if they were used for this purpose would go against the goal of satellite

    Do you think US satellites prioritize spying on the US? Maybe, but they probably have total access to the Amazon/Google Karen cams, all the license plate readers police departments put up etc. Probably Teslas too if they ever manage to make them popular. Idk how much they rely on satellites for domestic spying.
  6. #6
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Also Speedy, you mean to tell me you don't pay taxes, when you're probably getting a welfare check for retirement, medicare and so on? You're just another welfare queen. The patriotic thing to do would be to kill yourself so we have one less parasite on the dole. That's money that could be going to bomb Palestinians or trying to destroy Venezuela you lazy piece of shit.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Do you think US satellites prioritize spying on the US? Maybe, but they probably have total access to the Amazon/Google Karen cams, all the license plate readers police departments put up etc. Probably Teslas too if they ever manage to make them popular. Idk how much they rely on satellites for domestic spying.

    https://www.eoportal.org/satellite-missions/dmsp-block-5d#mission-capabilities
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Also Speedy, you mean to tell me you don't pay taxes, when you're probably getting a welfare check for retirement, medicare and so on? You're just another welfare queen. The patriotic thing to do would be to kill yourself so we have one less parasite on the dole. That's money that could be going to bomb Palestinians or trying to destroy Venezuela you lazy piece of shit.

    Lol
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 How do you manage that and run your restaurant on the old nuclear testing site?

    Your mom subsides it by donating her blow job money
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Also Speedy, you mean to tell me you don't pay taxes, when you're probably getting a welfare check for retirement, medicare and so on? You're just another welfare queen. The patriotic thing to do would be to kill yourself so we have one less parasite on the dole. That's money that could be going to bomb Palestinians or trying to destroy Venezuela you lazy piece of shit.


    Lol


    I have my Social Security (my money) my VA disability (my money earned under contract with the US government as compensation for damages), and investments I made when younger (my money). I have never once in my life taken a cent of welfare, food stamps or any other form of public assistance. In fact I never applied for VA disability until after I retired and have only been collecting it for 7 years.

    Unlike you I made my own way through this world and will continue to do so until the day I die.
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