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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks, I used to love video games. Even as a young adult. I often wanted to play video games from sun up to sun down. But as I got older I felt less and less interest. Now I struggle to sit through more than an hour of video games. Sometimes I get into them and they're enjoyable for awhile but I don't feel the same draw I used to.

    I am hoping some of my friends can help me revitalize my desire to be a grown ass man playing games designed for children and find enjoyment out of it again.

    Like I was excited about this game I downloaded (Final Fantasy: Crystalmeth Chronicles) and I went to put ti on, and after 10 minutes I just feel a strong desire to set the controller down and do something else.

    I'm going to work ahead in my schoolwork instead of playing video games. I've already spent a considerable part of the day doing school work but I'd still rather do real life obligations and work ahead at stuff I need to do in the future than play video games. Please explain to me why I don't enjoy these pursuits anymore???
  2. #2
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Video games, much like drugs or alcohol, are just another form of escapism. They’ve had half a century to work out what flashing lights and colors trick your brain into feeling good.

    But when you cultivate healthy habits and have responsibilities, escaping reality becomes less enticing because your reality is actually more bearable (even though it might not seem that way)

    “I stopped smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and fucking strange men, why do I actually like my life now?!?!!”
    That’s what you sound like brad. If it’s any consolation I still think you’re the biggest loser this website has ever been graced with.
  3. #3
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    I fuck bitches for sport.
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  4. #4
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    So I'mma keep trying to force myself to enjoy them and I am having soem successs especially with video games I really wanted but couldn't afford/get to play as a child, all for the gamecube lol and highly rated ones.

    So I been playing Pikmin 2 last night after I finished all my work, bro I was loving it. I'm looking forward to going home to gayme for hte ifrst time in months.

    Also I downloaded Eternal Darkness which was highly rated. I got like 1/3 through Twilight Princess but stopped enjoying it for whatever reason. I think the puzzles r kinda gay in zelda the older I get like o u didn't look at the marking on the door to know to hit the two posts to go through the door, or like u didn't look straight up infront of every door to find the 1 that had a latch.

    I really like them games where u swing a sword, or cast a spell and shit and mak ea nigga die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also the pikmin game is pretty cool. I try some of these games I don't really like when they be making you watch these long ass videos to learn the story, liek nigga keep it 30 seconds or less for cutscenes god damn wanna tell me a long ass story, i thought this was a game not a movie looking ass nigger, fuck your ambiance
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am currently playing
    ;

    Project Zomboid - with mods! each mod makes the game 20% more fun and I have 15 mods!
    Minecaft - muh daileysd dotta do da grind and I flipped a hole 1234 items for bank total <400$m > 1bill $$$
    Cruelty Squad - I almost beat the game
    Balatro - I don't think anyone can beat this game
    Dwarf Fortress - my fort is too big my computer can't handle it :(
    YUGIHOH MASTER DUEL - I already regret installing this

    on the back burner are system shock and uhh idk what else

    also Fallout 1 2 tactics are free on EPIC GAME right now. I might play tactics because it's the only one I haven't beat a dozen times.

    +-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
    | FREE | BALTIMORE | ? | ATLANTIC | VENTNOR | WATER | MARVIN | PACIFIC | NORTH | GO TO |
    | PARKING | AVENUE | | AVENUE | AVENUE | WORKS | GARDENS | AVENUE | CAROLINA | JAIL |
    | | | | | | | | | AVENUE | |
    +-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
    | NEW | | PENN |
    | YORK | | AVENUE |
    | AVENUE | | |
    +-----------+ +-----------+
    | TENNESSEE| | CHANCE |
    | AVENUE | | |
    | | | |
    +-----------+ +-----------+
    | COMMUNITY| | SHORT |
    | CHEST | | LINE |
    | | | |
    +-----------+ +-----------+
    | ST. | | PARK |
    | JAMES | | PLACE |
    | PLACE | | |
    +-----------+ MONOPOLY BOARD +-----------+
    | VIRGINIA | | LUXURY |
    | AVENUE | | TAX |
    | | | |
    +-----------+ +-----------+
    | COMMUNITY| | BOARDWALK|
    | CHEST | | |
    | | | |
    +-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+
    | STATES | ELECTRIC| ST. CHARLS| CONNECT | VERMONT | ? | ORIENTAL | READING | ? | JAIL |
    | AVENUE | COMPANY | PLACE | AVENUE | AVENUE | | AVENUE | RAILROAD| | |
    | | | | | | | | | | |
    +-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+-----------+


    when I don't play games I learn python on the command line because i'm gonna make my own gdamn game a combo of balatro, Monopoly GO!, WWE Champions, RISK, Chaotic, Mario Party and mahjong spider solitaire
    You know why I'm a genius???? Becauase I figured out if you just tell the computer to print these at 333%x size than you no longer need to draw your own graphics
    🕷🕸🕲🕶🏆︎🎖🖇🗨🗩🗰🗱🌶🎗🙾🙼🗖🗗⏴⏵⏶⏷⏪︎⏩︎⏮⏭⏸⏹⏺🗚🗳🏗🏘🏙🏚🏜🏭︎🏛🏠︎🏖🏝🛣🔍︎🏔👁👂︎🏕🛤🏟🛳🕬🕫🕨🔈︎🎔🎕🗬🙽🗭🗪🗫✔🚲︎⬜︎🛡📦︎🛱⬛︎🚑︎🛈🛩🛰🟈🕴︎⬤🛥︎🗘🗙❓︎🛲🚇︎🚍︎⛳︎⦸⊖🚭︎🗮⏐🗯🗲︎🚺︎🛉🛊🚼︎👽︎🏋︎⛷🏂︎🏌︎🏊︎🏄︎🏍🏎🚘︎🗠💰︎🏷💳︎👪︎🗡🗢🗣✯🖄🖅🖃🖆🖹🖺🖻︎🕰🖽🖾📋︎🗒🗓🕮📚︎🗞🗟🗃🗂🖼🎭︎🎜🎙🎧︎💿︎🎞📷︎🎟🎬︎📽📹︎📾📻︎🎚🎛📺︎💻︎🖦🖧🕹🎮︎🕻🕼📟︎🖁🖀🖨🖩🖿🖪🗜🔒︎︎🗝📥︎📤︎🕳🌣🌤🌥🌦☁🌨🌧🌩🌪🌬🌫︎🌡🛋🛏🍽🍸︎🛎🛍Ⓟ♿︎🛆🖈🎓︎🗤🗥🗦🛪🐿🐦︎🐟︎🐕︎🐈︎🙬🙮🙭🙯🗺🌍︎🌏︎🌎︎🕊
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just had a sweet idea for a game that combines elements of Balaatro, Monopoly Solitaire and Mario Party and it could be made entirely with ASCII playing cards 🂿🃏🃟🃠🃡🃢🃣🃤🃥🃦🃧🃨🃩🃪🃫🃬🃭🃮🃯🃰🃱🃲🃳🃴🃵
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I fuck rare-spotted femboys for sport
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  7. #7
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I fuck rare-spotted femboys for sport

    The spots are really just monkeypox
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bradley I am hoping some of my friends can help me revitalize my desire to be a grown ass man playing games designed for children and find enjoyment out of it again.

    Um why not play the ones designed for adults??...This weekend I was playing Sniper Elite 4 on coop with my 59yr old brother and 15yr old niece who are back in England.

    What a way to bring the generations together across the vast ocean.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Idk I just play the good shit I can find for free on my expensive gaming laptop that has the power to run 2024 games, I prefer to emulate 2005 games cuz they're free

    anyway, I really try to enrich my lives with these video games but I"m kinda cautious about not neglecting anything else

    So when all of my homework for the week is done, all fo the readings, the rechecking of assignments and the studying, only then do I play video games. Andt he moment I Have anything else I should be doing with my time, I focus on that instead of games.

    That being said I did play 2 or 3 hours of PIkmin 2 on Monday nigght and had a great time.
  10. #10
    You do you bradders and don't worry about what others say about you.
  11. #11
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Start smoking spice again.
  12. #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have decided to make an HTML5 game instead because it will port better but who the FUCK codes games in html5 it just seems jarring to me
  13. #13
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have decided to make an HTML5 game instead because it will port better but who the FUCK codes games in html5 it just seems jarring to me
    Break that glass ceiling bro!
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'll break your fucking neck
  15. #15
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'll break your fucking neck

    You’ll break nothing, except maybe your L4 while trying to fuck that tranny of yours.
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you're gonna have an ߤ⅃ when i'm done with you pal
  17. #17
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you're gonna have an ߤ⅃ when i'm done with you pal
    Call him out and he starts speaking in Hebrew. Classic.
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  18. #18
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Call him out and he starts speaking in Hebrew. Classic.

    default golem programming
  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  20. #20
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Video games, much like drugs or alcohol, are just another form of escapism. They’ve had half a century to work out what flashing lights and colors trick your brain into feeling good.

    But when you cultivate healthy habits and have responsibilities, escaping reality becomes less enticing because your reality is actually more bearable (even though it might not seem that way)

    “I stopped smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and fucking strange men, why do I actually like my life now?!?!!”
    That’s what you sound like brad. If it’s any consolation I still think you’re the biggest loser this website has ever been graced with.

    Why don’t you sign up on neogaf and tell them that and see what their response is when you criticise their number one hobby?
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