I WANT YOU TO SQUEEZE THE JUICE FROM TWO CANS OF TUNA AND FIND ME WHEN I AM MOST VULNERABLE, TIE ME TO A SMALL BIKE RACK AND SPREAD THE TUNA JUICES ON MY EXTRA LARGE PENIS AND BUTTCRACK

1. 2024-09-01 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks when the city cats come calling I will cry out and no one will help.
2. 2024-09-01 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   the city cats:
   
3. 2024-09-01 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Could we coat you in sardine juice instead?
4. 2024-09-01 at 9:07 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   During the Dutch Revolt, Diederik Sonoy, an ally of William the Silent, is documented to have placed a pottery bowl filled with rats open-side down on the naked body of a prisoner. When hot charcoal was piled on the bowl, the rats would "gnaw into the very bowels of the victim" in an attempt to escape the heat.[3]

   
   Sounds like a good night out
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace
5. 2024-09-01 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   It’s crazy… my aminals 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕 will all be on the other side of the house 😴passed out & come a’ blazing… cuz their super sonic ears hear me cracking a can open!
6. 2024-09-01 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Wow. Not sure who came through but I still smell like fish and happiness