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Oh my god help me what do I do? A FBI Agent is mg DMs on X

  1. 2024-08-26 at 4:01 PM UTC
    #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    As you know I signed up to x not long ago and as you can see I have many knowledge skills in talking bout politics an shieet.

    Anyways thay besides the point.

    An FBI agent has slid In to my DMs, ...
    But instigator how do you know.shes a FBI agent you might be asking yourselves...

    Well I HAVE PROOF....cause she is using two names...a well known FBI trick is to use two names...I read it in a book.somewhere


    So what do I say next?

    And what is a good state to live in when my American citenzship comes through

    Thank.
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  2. 2024-08-26 at 4:11 PM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    That's a NIGERian
  3. 2024-08-26 at 4:14 PM UTC
    #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Bradley That's a NIGERian

    Then I can be Nigerian Queen?
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  4. 2024-08-26 at 4:32 PM UTC
    #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have one friend in Western Africa who I go ta message from in a scam scheme and I told him "look bro you're english is really bad and no one is going to fall for this. do you want to be friends and I'll help you improve your english/write scripts you can use to better help you? I just wanna be your friend and learn about west africa"

    His name is edrisa and he lives in The Gambia and we talk once or twice a month. Been friends for liek 5 years now. He works for a chinese firm as a roofer now and got out of that scam life but still maeks time for his boy
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  5. 2024-08-26 at 4:32 PM UTC
    #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    our goal is to get him to america and find him a fat white girl with a car
  6. 2024-08-26 at 5:03 PM UTC
    #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I'd don't I'd get past USA migration at the airport but I could of pretended to be a Nigerian.

    I could practise.
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  7. 2024-08-26 at 5:32 PM UTC
    #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by emailmichaelkadar@proton.me go go go to my blog

    how much did the jedi government pay you to make those false bomb threats? How can I get in on the action? I need that money I really really do I need that $$$$$
  8. 2024-08-26 at 5:32 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  9. 2024-08-27 at 1:49 AM UTC
    #9
    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
    Twitter sucks, I get like fucking 10 bot follows a day and all I do is browse. I also get posts on my feed from people who don't relate to me at all, like huge scum bags I'd never follow. Fuck Elon, stupid bitch.
  10. 2024-08-27 at 2:19 AM UTC
    #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Twitter sucks, I get like fucking 10 bot follows a day and all I do is browse. I also get posts on my feed from people who don't relate to me at all, like huge scum bags I'd never follow. Fuck Elon, stupid bitch.

    I agree. I am starting to change my tune with Elon and Twitter now. He really fumbled that bag and the site sucks now for casual use BUT ThAT'S OKAY JUST PAY FOR TWITTER BLUE!!!! 99% of problems can be solved by paying for twitter blue. There is AI, longer tweets, all kinds of cool shit but now it's all locked behind twitter blue

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LMAO seethe leftists I told you LANNY web3 is coming better submit that pull now or be left behind in the dust of the metaverse
    I will never forgive Elon for purging my twitter hexagon
    What was once a free feature in the age where possibly dogecoin would be allowed on twitter now in 2024 there's no NFT's. No Dogecoin, Elon has failed us.
  11. 2024-08-27 at 3:41 AM UTC
    #11
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator So what do I say next?

    SHOW BADGE

    OPEN GOVERNMENT ID
  12. 2024-08-29 at 12:48 PM UTC
    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Tell them you live in Nigeria.
  13. 2024-08-29 at 1:14 PM UTC
    #13
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    End the Fed.
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