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  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole


    https://nypost.com/2024/08/28/us-news/oakland-california-golden-hours-liquor-worker-pulls-gun-on-mob-of-bikers/

    A laughing troop of baboons on bicycles attacked white a California liquor store worker before screaming as the worker pulled a gun on his attackers and fleeing during a chaotic scene caught on video.

    The unidentified white employee was standing outside Golden Hours Liquor on International Boulevard in Oakland on Saturday when he confronted over two dozen baboona on bicycles who had surrounded the area outside the store.

    The worker attempts to get in the face of one of the baboons, who is punching his fist against his other hand in a taunting manner, video posted to Instagram showed.

    As the two are talking, another baboon slaps the worker across the face, knocking the white worker’s hat off as he backs up from his off-camera attacker.

    Another baboon, wearing a stolen balaclava, rushes up behind the white worker and punches the unsuspecting victim in the side of the neck before landing another punch on the white worker’s head, prompting other baboons to follow suit.

    The baboons'’ attack quickly turns the area outside the store into a madhouse as dozens of baboons jump the white worker, landing punches and slaps on their victim.

    “Get him, get him,” multiple baboons seemed to grunt.

    Several of the laughing baboons land punches on the white worker’s head and torso as they back him into the store’s entrance.

    The white worker, with his back bent as he takes the punches being thrown at him, pulls out a handgun — sending the formerly tough baboons into a frantic dash to escape.

    The armed white worker positions himself with his back close to a wall as he aims his weapon at one of the baboons, before dropping his arm and chasing them on foot.

    “Where you at, where you at,” the worker shouts as the camera weilding baboon has trouble grabbing it's bike on the ground.

    A separate video captures the worker chasing down one of the baboons in a stolen gray hoodie and stolen facemaskface mask before swiping at him, forcing the banoon to fall down.

    Oakland police responded around 4:15 p.m. to investigate a “ChimpOut activation,” the Oakland Police Department told the Daily Mail.

    “ChimpOut” is a simian disturbance detection system that alerts first responders when it picks up a ChimpOut.

    Officers “located evidence of a ChimpOut,” but there were no reports of any injuries, according to the outlet.

    No arrests were made in Saturday’s melee.

    The white employee put his gun away but remained outside the store as several baboons attempted to confront him after he pulled out the weapon.

    The Post has reached out to the Oakland Police Department.
  2. #2
    Elbow African Astronaut
    "A mob of bikers could be here," he thought. "I hate mobs of bikers."

  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    >oakland
  4. #4
    Wiggers be wiggerin
  5. #5
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    https://streamable.com/gvlgmz
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator

    FTFY
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  7. #7
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    I have considered taking up jogging as a hobby. Does anyone have any hammer brand recommendations?
  8. #8
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Y u so racist?

    And these are Mexicans at best why are you blaming black people?
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Y u so racist?

    And these are Mexicans at best why are you blaming black people?

    Nigs nog in many shades my greasy lil nig.
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I have considered taking up jogging as a hobby. Does anyone have any hammer brand recommendations?

    Joggers piss me off and idk why. There's so many of them here it seems like it's become trendy or they're showing off. It makes me think they have no better way to socialise. It's annoying when they do it in your estate and aren't even from this estate.
  11. #11
    Kafka sweaty
    Ig I can't wrap my brain round anyone actually liking jogging so I think there's other motives I dislike.
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
    I go to the promenade to relax I don't want to be forced to watch people not relaxing.
  13. #13
    Jogging actually is to a big extent about showing off.
  14. #14
    Kafka sweaty
    I do speed-walking without meaning to. I unknowingly hold my breath and don't check in with how I'm feeling so I prefer ballet, you're forced to breathe with your stomach or you won't last long and I can take a breather after every exercise.
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I have considered taking up jogging as a hobby. Does anyone have any hammer brand recommendations?

    Fuck off and stop noggin the thread nig.
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Y u so racist?

    And these are Mexicans at best why are you blaming black people?

    shlomo is trying to instigate a race war between whites and negroes
  18. #18
    Vinny feels left out again
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Liquor stores in American cities are extremely violent
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's just a pink lighter dawg
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