Book Ideas

1. 2024-08-25 at 3:35 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Writing about the modern 20xx American civil war but I start writing the book before the war happens
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2. 2024-08-25 at 3:36 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   write about the next holocaust
3. 2024-08-25 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   expanding upon the idea;
   
   writing books about historical events that haven't happened but you write from the perspective before it happened in anticipation it happens so if one does happen you are the only one that has a work during before said event and also during while everyone else is just writing stuff after it happened (which you can also do too)
4. 2024-08-25 at 3:42 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   A modern-day Nostradamus, if you will.
5. 2024-08-25 at 3:53 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Example; Russia takes over Ukraine.
   
   Fly to ukraine and write about ukraine before it was taken by Russia and in the event of Russia capturing ukraine you will have the only book that said "Any day now those Russians will be here" and then 5 chapters later you are describing how a russian police beat you with a baton.
6. 2024-08-25 at 3:56 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Or write three books with three eventual outcomes, then only publish one and trash the other two after the fact.
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7. 2024-08-25 at 4:51 PM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Houston

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Writing about the modern 20xx American civil war but I start writing the book before the war happens

   
   THANK GOD FOR THE MAN WHO PUT IT IN MY HOOOOOODDDD
8. 2024-08-27 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Writing about the modern 20xx American civil war but I start writing the book before the war happens

   
   Americans are too fat to war against each other en masse.
9. 2024-08-27 at 4:04 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans are too fat to war against each other en masse.

   
   They could still fall upon one another. 450 pounds is a lot of weight.
10. 2024-08-27 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Writing about the modern 20xx American civil war but I start writing the book before the war happens

    
    Here, I got your intro:
    
    The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The Rock Paper Scissors metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches. Humanity has reached its pinnacle. The low tier peasants are living in poverty. It seems nothing can stop the great leader of 20XX, Aziz “Hax” Al-Yami, and his army, the Fox monks who live in great monasteries where they levitate while TASing Fox with one hand, and winning tournaments with the other. The tournament metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so tournament goers play Rock Paper Scissors for port priority, and that’s the game.
    
    The leaders of the anti-20XX movement aim to keep 20XX from coming. These warriors include Juan “Hungrybox” DeBiedma, Kevin “PewPewU” Toy, Kevin “PPMD” Nanney, and Jeffery “Axe” Williamson. They are all fighting to keep the apocalypse at bay, the Fox apocalypse. But their efforts are futile. Their silly Marths, Pikachus, Falcos, and Jigglypuffs are no match for Fox, the only viable character in Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube. Try as you will, but 20XX is coming. Or maybe, it’s already here.
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11. 2024-08-27 at 8:35 PM UTC

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    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    Get 100 monkeys and 100 typewriters and the rest should sort itself out eventually.
12. 2024-08-27 at 10:43 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Get 100 monkeys and 100 typewriters and the rest should sort itself out eventually.

    
    I would actually go with a million monkeys on a million typewriters, but that kind of help is hard to get. Feeding them alone would be a nightmare.
13. 2024-08-27 at 11:29 PM UTC

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    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would actually go with a million monkeys on a million typewriters, but that kind of help is hard to get. Feeding them alone would be a nightmare.

    
    Do you have any idea the costs associated with obtaining and maintaining a million typewriters? Although I’m sure some of it could be mitigated by teaching the monkeys proper typewriter maintenance…
14. 2024-08-27 at 11:47 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Do you have any idea the costs associated with obtaining and maintaining a million typewriters? Although I’m sure some of it could be mitigated by teaching the monkeys proper typewriter maintenance…

    
    That's a lot of man hours to train a million monkeys.
15. 2024-08-27 at 11:47 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's a lot of man hours to train a million monkeys.

    
    "What is your profession, sir?"
    "Oh... I train monkeys."
16. 2024-08-28 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "What is your profession, sir?"
    "Oh… I train monkeys."

    
    I have an uncle who also worked in the Chicago public school district
17. 2024-09-06 at 2:05 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Scron has worked in the Canadian public toilet district.
18. 2024-09-06 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Write a book about growing up in a trap house.
19. 2024-09-06 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    dude can barely write a shopping list.
20. 2024-09-17 at 2:10 AM UTC

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    Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "What is your profession, sir?"
    "Oh… I train monkeys."

    
    Talk about monkey business!