Go on a diet with me

1. 2024-08-24 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #1
   Kafka sweaty
   I want to lose weight and need moral support, and the pressure of making the diet public. So the plan is to start tomorrow and consume no more than 700 cals tomorrow. I intend to only eat a sandwich and have no more than two cups of hot chocolate. This diet will be different because I want to exercise as well and that means I'll need more calories.
2. 2024-08-24 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Take loads of appetite suppressants
   
   Opiates, caffeine and constantly chain vape and shitpost.
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   • Grimace
3. 2024-08-24 at 10:31 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   all I ate today was water
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4. 2024-08-25 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #4
   Morshoo Yung Blood
   sure. what’s your goal?
5. 2024-08-25 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #5
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Morshoo sure. what’s your goal?

   
   Idk I just want to make sure I can still become anorexic, that my metabolism hasn't changed a lot. To find out if I need cool-sculpting. So the goal is 8.3 stone.
6. 2024-08-25 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #6
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I just want to make sure I can still become anorexic

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7. 2024-08-25 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #7
   Kafka sweaty
   It's 2pm, I just woke up and I'm having my ham sandwich now. If I feel lightheaded later I'll swallow a raw egg or try to sleep.
8. 2024-08-25 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #8
   Kafka sweaty
   I'm hoping it takes two weeks tops. It will be slower progress because I don't want to risk fainting and need energy. The plan tomorrow is to have a plate of Romanian potatoes. The day after that something smaller.
9. 2024-08-25 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #9
   Kafka sweaty
   I feel lightheaded already, gonna need stimulants, sleep or that egg.
10. 2024-08-25 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #10
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I smoked 3 grams of weed yesterday and ate half a loaf of bread and two cans of chicken
11. 2024-08-25 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #11
    Kafka sweaty
    I didn't know chicken came in cans. I would have cracked by now if I hadn't made this thread tbh. If I want to eat something it will have to be the raw egg which is off-putting.
12. 2024-08-25 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #12
    Kafka sweaty
    Just had the raw egg, about 65 calories.
13. 2024-08-25 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #13
    Kafka sweaty
    It's 5pm now and I need to make it until 2am and can only have two cups of hot chocolate until then. At 2am last night I ate two Bourbon biscuits.
14. 2024-08-25 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #14
    Kafka sweaty
    I have appetite suppressant pills somewhere and need to check they aren't expired.
15. 2024-08-25 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #15
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I did not drink coffee today and I have no food or money
    
    I dunno what i'm supposed to do for dinner. My girlfriend needs to take her pills with food so if there is any bread or peanut butter it's hers. Besides that I can't really afford to eat today
16. 2024-08-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #16
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I did not drink coffee today and I have no food or money
    
    I dunno what i'm supposed to do for dinner. My girlfriend needs to take her pills with food so if there is any bread or peanut butter it's hers. Besides that I can't really afford to eat today