Paul Wozny was found unresponsive this morning in his Berkeley apartment.

1. 2024-08-21 at 11:53 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   And for the last month. If anyone knows how to get ahold of that fat piece of shit tell him his favorite internet personality needs to tell him something
   
   Tell that pasty 2 chinned lil boy fucker I got something to tell him.
   
   Tell him I know all of his dirty secrets and I'm exposing them.
   
   Tell that fat piece of shit I'mma call trayvon martin next and get him to holler.
   
   Let him know that archive.org partnered witht he waybacktimemachine in order to bring back the totse file that included the memorandum he remembers from september 10th, 2001 regarding what would happen.
   
   We got Jeff Hunter's email address, We got a boyscout doll for him, we got a family size bag of doritos just for him. Let him know!!!
   
   And most of all...
   
   tell him...
   
   I miss my friend.
   
   Sincerely,
   Bradley-Don'tTouchMeThere,UncleWoz-B93
2. 2024-08-21 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   and if he says "oh he just misses abusing me"
   
   let him know that's an accurate sentiment and I made brusslesprouts with ranch dressing for dinner tonight and I thought mane I Haven't talked to former boyscout leader and current pedophile paul wozny in weeks!
   
   i hope he didn't die from his:
   
   thyroid disease
   depression
   gigi leaving him
   heart disease
   high blood pressure
   AIDS
   Obesity
   
   as u can see I am worried about my friend.
   
   If Paul Wozny was a mexican his name would be Pablo Grande Wozno
3. 2024-08-22 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Pablo E. Wog
4. 2024-08-22 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Poor Paul. I kinda liked that guy. He's in a better place now.
5. 2024-08-22 at 9:44 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Still missing!~!~~!~!~!`
6. 2024-08-22 at 9:52 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   mfw wariat & totse2k1 are chilling in the secret rear guard discord laughing at losers on a forum
7. 2024-08-22 at 9:54 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood mfw wariat & totse2k1 are chilling in the secret rear guard discord laughing at losers on a forum

   
   Damn bastards.
8. 2024-08-23 at 4:32 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   is he ever responsive though
9. 2024-08-23 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by ner vegas is he ever responsive though

   
   You have to poke him with something sharp.
10. 2024-08-27 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Bump
11. 2024-08-27 at 12:43 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Bradley Bump

    
    I said poke not bump. You poke with a sharp stick. Bumping is done with a log.
12. 2024-08-27 at 1:36 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm a poker
13. 2024-08-27 at 1:44 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    

    Show spoiler
14. 2024-08-27 at 1:46 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Flash too fast
15. 2024-08-27 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Bradley I'm a porker

    
    FTFY