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🇬🇧Boomer wagecuck 40 sausages for 40 years work

  1. #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy4xrjn7wno.amp

    shop assistant in Guernsey has been awarded 40 sausage rolls for 40 years of service.

    Fifty-six-year-old Kevin Parsons started working at the island's Alliance supermarket in 1984.

    Bosses marked the anniversary by giving him a certificate, a tropical-themed mural for his home and a sausage roll for each of his next 40 shifts.

    Mr Parsons, who was described as an "Alliance celebrity" by bosses, said "words can't express my appreciation" for his gifts.

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    Staff and bosses gathered to mark the occasion with a ceremony in the store on Monday.

    "It's been a long 40 years but I've loved every minute of it," said Mr Parsons.

    'He's been exemplary'
    He started helping with deliveries but moved to the supermarket's freezer section 38 years ago and said he kept warm by "running".

    "You need roller skates to keep up with me," he said.

    Chris Fish, the chairman of Alliance, said Mr Parsons was a great member of the island community.

    He said: "He's been exemplary all the time. He will always turn his hand and help you out.

    "He does a lot for the community and raises a lot of money for charity, which is very valuable".

    Commercial director Laura Golden said the response to a Facebook post about Mr Parsons' anniversary proved how well he was "adored".

    She said: "We sense that here. We are the same.

    "For us, it's great. We are a local independent retailer and Kevin represents that."
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    this thread was made by a sausage loving homosexual with strong ratface features.
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I'd just give up by this point, fuck smiling for a fscebook post.

    Nearest lamppost, strong climbing rope

    Job done.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP says he doesn't do meth anymore but I recognize he has returned to his old ways, next he will have a highlighter in his ass and be making ( . y . ) art
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    who needs a gold watch when you get 40 sausages
  6. #6
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "It's been a long 40 years but I've loved every minute of it," said Mr Parsons.

    grim
  7. #7
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    This makes me want to kill myself
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was waiting for the punchline of the article but then it just abruptly ends
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