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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala I’ll stoop. Girl I’ll sit on the stoop and stoop. Idgaf.

    I'm stoopid.
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  2. Originally posted by Bradley I'm stoopid.

    Incredibly. Mind boggling so.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    hehe :)
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope u guys know how much u mean to me, u 2 galpals really bring a lot of meaning to my life on here and make me smile eahc and everyday

    except candyrein u make me smile at night
  5. That’s nice for you.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    When I make any video game character I make them a very skinny black girl, like one of those Olympic runner types. I do this believing that they are harder to see and smaller, thus being harder to attack.

    I knew this one kid named Jermaine and he kinda reminded me of lil boosie mixed with a cockroach. He also burglarized a lot of buildings and on god when like we'd be walkin around at night, if he was farther than 40 feet from you and wearing black you could not see him. I always thought that was a very unique skill.
  7. Warcry Certified lover boy
    Originally posted by WellHung I like long walks on the beach, roaring campfires and gazing at the stars.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    I commonly ejaculate prematurely during sex.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    but he was dark dark, like candyrein is the colour of chocolate milkshake, Jermaine was the colour of NIGHT.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung I commonly ejaculate prematurely during sex.

    i heard u also cry when u can't get an erection and camp outside the dwelling of your sex partner until you can get hard/legally restrained.
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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Sometimes i cry uncontrollably. I've been known to whimper like a child.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't eat in the bathroom and I don't shower in the kitchen,
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i heard u also cry when u can't get an erection and camp outside the dwelling of your sex partner until you can get hard/legally restrained.

    🤣😭
  14. Originally posted by WellHung Sometimes i cry uncontrollably. I've been known to whimper like a child.

    I fart when I cry.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung Sometimes i cry uncontrollably. I've been known to whimper like a child.

    Sometimes I cry but I'm like the stoic indian lookin at the litter and pollution, like tears roll down my eyes but I look stone faced.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    but I haven't cried since Thursday.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala I fart when I cry.

    Sometimes I fart and try to blame it on other people near me, busses, elevators, train cars, all of that kidna stuff
  18. I really do not care.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    perhaps that is the problem
  20. Originally posted by Bradley I am as bald as I am in person as I am in photos. But I think in pohtos I look happier than I often am in person.

    Have you ever had someone yell "Hey, baldy!", and you look at them?
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