Democratic National Convention LIVE

1. 2024-08-19 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   
   No one showed up.
   No one watching either.
   
   The comment sections are hilarious.
2. 2024-08-19 at 10:26 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   What a clown show. Hilarious.
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3. 2024-08-19 at 10:40 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   what an empty clown show, no one even came to watch them perform
4. 2024-08-19 at 10:45 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   They're sooooo pathetic it's even more hilarious than an actual clown show. May as well put some green hair on them, a red nose, some baggy pants, make it even more accurate.
5. 2024-08-19 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   They got little black kids to sing the pledge of allegiance.
   Then they brought out bigger black kids to sing the anthem.
   Then they brought out black Chicago mayor to ramble on about something.
   The cameras kept cutting to black folks clapping and smiling.
   The cameras cut to a couple gay couples too.
   There's still no one watching and no one's in the seats.
   I recorded some of it but it'll just get a copyright infringement strike.
6. 2024-08-19 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Republicans: "Make America Great Again"
   Democrats: "No More Malarkey"
   
   Says it all right there.
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7. 2024-08-19 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   They dyed the river Red for abortion rights...
   
   

   CHICAGO, IL — As top Democratic political leaders and influencers gathered in the Windy City for the week, the Democratic National Convention dyed the Chicago River red to celebrate abortion.
   
   The decision was made to make the river blood-colored for the party's convention as a striking visual to emphasize the Democrats' unending commitment to slaughtering defenseless babies in as large of quantities as possible.
   
   "Turning the Chicago River blood-red is the perfect way to celebrate our party's national convention and remind everyone just how excited we get about killing babies," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We're just bummed we couldn't use actual baby blood. Keep killin' those babies, folks!"

8. 2024-08-19 at 11:47 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats
   
   They dyed the river Red for abortion rights…

   
   Lol if only that was real, that would be hilarious
9. 2024-08-19 at 11:59 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   hologram crowd
10. 2024-08-19 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
11. 2024-08-20 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    
    They dyed the river Red for abortion rights…

    
    Marxist terrorists.
12. 2024-08-20 at 11:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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13. 2024-08-20 at 12:50 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't get it
    
14. 2024-08-20 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    
    hello darkie muh ole friend
    
    ah hav come to tweet ehgain
15. 2024-08-20 at 3:53 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    They're too uneducated and stupid to know Palestinians throw gays off rooftops.
16. 2024-08-20 at 3:55 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I know many gays and I can see why people want to throw them off of rooftops. The vast majority of them are annoying as fuck and overtly sexual, making everything about their sexuality and sex in general, truly disdickable behavior.
17. 2024-08-20 at 4 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Democrats: I support gays!
    
    also Democrats: I support people who throw gays off rooftops!
18. 2024-08-20 at 4:49 PM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Heheheh
19. 2024-08-20 at 7:04 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They're too uneducated and stupid to know Palestinians throw gays off rooftops.

    
    what roof???? The hebrews flattened them all with their knock knock WHO'S THERE???? A TERRRORIST!!! OPEN FIRE!!!
20. 2024-08-21 at 8:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what roof???? The hebrews flattened them all with their knock knock WHO'S THERE???? A TERRRORIST!!! OPEN FIRE!!!
    

    
    Why would you tell the home owner to open fire?..that seems counter productive.
    
    Also it's 2024, everyone has a RING doorcam...knock knock jokes are a dying breed.