The 2016 Shitposting Awards

1. 2016-06-16 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Did you know for every star in the sky there is a planet? For every planet I am a shining star. I am a shooting star, shooting spatial tar, I will go far. I work for the sun, but I work for no one. What has been said is done.
2. 2016-06-16 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #2
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Did you know for every star in the sky, it represents yet another one of Adam's children? For every star, there is a person. I am a star. You are a star. We are all stars in here.
3. 2016-06-16 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
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4. 2016-06-16 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   We're all stars now, in the dope show.