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What's your morning routine?

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    I feel like death everyday so am wondering if there's something I can incorporate from other people's habits. Today mine was:

    Post the dream I had
    Pet Akira
    Have a smoke
    Feed Akira
    Make my bed
    Freshen up with wipes
    Change into lounge clothes
    Take a smart drug
    Face, teeth and hair
    Take research chemicals for energy
    Sit outside and sip Monster
    Houmous, breadsticks and a greens smoothie for breakfast
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  2. #2
    Wake up and wonder why. Repeat.
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  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Wake up at 5am or 6am for a piss, then decide whether to back to bed for an hour.

    Get up drinkcups of coffee and a green tea at the same time, chainsmoke,take some codeine, read the news, smoke a spliff between and 12.
  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Instigator Wake up at 5am or 6am for a piss, then decide whether to back to bed for an hour.

    Get up drinkcups of coffee and a green tea at the same time, chainsmoke,take some codeine, read the news, smoke a spliff between and 12.

    Do you feel like you have a lot of energy after this?
  5. #5
    Kafka sweaty
    I have my posture brace on and am sitting outside now, trying to breathe properly.
  6. #6
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Wake up and wonder why. Repeat.

    Same dawg

    Open eyes.
    Existential dread.
    Will myself back to sleep for another hour
    Have a terrible dream
    Wake up sweaty
    4 shots espresso withmushroom powder n adaptogens
    4 eggs
    Noopept
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  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Wake up.
    Lay in bed and check a few sites.
    Play a game of solitaire.
    Get up and start coffee.
    Go get dressed.
    Feed animals.
    Drink coffee at the computer while browsing more web.
    Then I get to work being productive.
    Today I'll be painting.
    And I just eat whenever something yummy comes to mind.
  8. #8
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Weekdays I get up at 5 am, smoke a cigarette and take some Crouton

    Take the dog out

    Usually get some coffee

    Get dressed

    Make a few sandwiches for lunch at work

    Head out to work

    On weekends sometimes I still get up early but I'll get another hour or two of sleep

    Wake up, smoke a cigarette and take some Crouton

    Take the dog out

    Browse the interwebs for a bit
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  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the overwhelming urge to kill myself
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