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Air Force flying around fucking up the sky and jamming phones

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    They are doing drills and people all are noticing the clouds are really weird now.
    Everytime anyone tries to record it on their phones the same shit happens.
    They are fucking jamming them or blocking us from sharing it.
    It's not good. It doesn't look or feel good.
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    Those sons o' bitches
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the totse2k1 skitzophrenia is starting to manifest. The eye infection has reached his brain!
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Welcome to the New World Order. Stop thinking. Obey.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Welcome to the New World Order. Stop thinking. Obey.

    How are you preparing for the New World Order?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Grimace How are you preparing for the New World Order?

    I have all my recipes prepared and ready to go.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I have all my recipes prepared and ready to go.

    your receipt also says 'industrial quantity of lubes'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    Wouldn't even bother eating Asians. The meat's too tough. I'd make boot and gloves out of them.
  10. #10
    Lots of fringe benefits to cannibalism... watches, jewelery, gold teeth, pacemaker batteries, nice hats...
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    Bradley Florida Man
    When the bad happens im going straight to a government office and applying to help them take over the lives of ordinary citizens.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Bradley When the bad happens im going straight to a government office and applying to help them take over the lives of ordinary citizens.

    You will shepherd the prisoners from their homes to the camps, like a Judas Goat. Captain Judas Goat, if you will.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wouldn't even bother eating Asians.

    how about sucking them
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how about sucking them

    Yukk.
  15. #15
    its ok, you can spit
  16. #16
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I forgot you are up there by Wright Patt, I bet you see a lot of craziness from them
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    During Winter 90% the clouds are being caused by jets. Whether or not you think it's deliberate. I didn't always remember it being like that.

    It would be convenient for trying to hide things from satellites.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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